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Duct Tape
Level 1 Primary Arms
+1 Strength
+3 Speed
+9,000 Redneck

Ruler
Level 10 Primary Arms

+ 20 strength
+1000 speed

lets turn this into a sword

Crown
Level 1 Headwear

+1 Vitality
+50 Physical Defense

Thankfully it's made from a hard substance.

Neck Pillow
Level 12 Neckwear

+100 Health
+100000 Relaxation

Even zombies need rest

Pillow Armor
Level 2 Bodywear

+7 Vitality
+10,000 uncomfortability

Does not help if you crash into walls.

Suicide Pill
Level 10 Pill

-100 Speed
-1000 Attack
-10000 Strength
+1 Death

It's good when you finally realize that Sonny isn't a way of life

Unsuicidal Pill
Level 11 Pill

Reverses effects of suicidal pill.

Rubber Sword
Level 3 Secondary Arms

+1 Strength
+1/6 Speed

Trust me, you don't want this

Heavy Rubber Sword
Level 5 Secondary Arms

-1/6 Speed
+1 Strength

You definitely don't want this.

Cigarettes
Level 5 Camel

-250 Strength
+250 Lung Cancer

Exactly what it sounds like

Tobacco
Level 10 Camel

-100 Speed
-125 Strength
-350 Instinct
-1000 Vitality
+100,000 black gums

Ouch.

Chewing Backer
Level 23 Camel

-400 Speed, Strength, Insticnt
-2345 Vitality
+100,000,000 Death, Black Gums, Unatractivness

Well, it looks like you have wasted your life.

Full Heal
Level 30 Medicine

Counteracts all bad effects.

Full Heal
Level 30 Medicine
Counteracts all bad effects.

Well, Pokemon items do give good ideas.

Potion
Level 1 Medicine

1 use. Regain 20% of your total life.