I am longer than the road itself. I get sat on constantly and get struck occasionally. I watch you hurry around to go, but all i do is wait and stare.You dont notice me, but i notice you.What am I?
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you answer the riddle?