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yeah but that was like 2 weeks ago!

First mom and dad â" 2 minutes. Dad comes back â" 3 minutes, both children go to mom â" 8 minutes. Mom comes to dad â" 10 minutes and they both get to their children â" 12 minutes.

thats already been said and I gott it first! sorry I'm just dsperate to win a riddle.

Me too!

Stand up comedy:

Me:O.K. then...Can I tell you a riddle?
Audience:Noooooo!
Me:I can!?!Thank you!Sooo...Here it goes:
Audience:Is it an octopus?
Me:What the?I didn`t told it yet!!!
Audience:That`s my point!We don`t want ot hear it!
Me:I DONT CARE!!!I`m gonna tell you a riddle wheater you like it or not...
Audience:....
Me:Sooo..What am I?I love to eat dirt.I scare cats and I have elephants nose and I...
Audience:Vacum cleaner!
Me:No.That`s...Correct...Hmmm..here is something more harder:Inside this chest a white blanket covers a piece of gold.What is it?

It is just a fried egg.And i find the idea of telling riddles without getting points until ninja champion returns good!Now is it right or wrong?

O.K. no points for solving someone`s riddle.We are just having fun!

Who am I if I am not I?

You???

bob, you are bob

Nop...

you are not you and you are you

still wrong...(think a little bit more if you want to solve this one)

Uhm.....Anti-I?

C`mon!It can`t be so hard!O.K....it can...

not I!