Cleverbot is a bot that you can talk to online. Sometimes you will find buggy situations where he doesn't have a proper response, but more than not, he can be engaged in some inturesting conversations.
If you don't know how to reply to cleverbot, you can always click "Think For Me!" which makes cleverbot respond to itself as if you were the one who sent the last message. You can continiously click "Think For Me" and allow cleverbot to engage in a full conversation with himself.
So have fun with Cleverbot and post some of your funny conversation! It's always nice to know when you clicked the "Think For Me" button, so don't leave that part out. You can review your conversation by clicking "Thoughts So Far."
Personally, I like to sing with cleverbot. Cleberbot knows quite a few songs.
User: Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: She took a midnight train, going any where.
User: Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit.
Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going any way.
User: I seen her in a smokey room, a smell of wine and cheap perfume.
Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the nigh.
User: It goes on and on and on and on.
Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard.
User: Do you like Mudkip? Cleverbot: No, it is creepy. User: HOW DARE YOU! >:U Cleverbot: Dare me what? User: I dare you to pull my finger! Cleverbot: *Puts an egg in the mouth of a sleeping dog*.
He once spoke to me about angels. I felt as though something had shifted in the air, and.. I finally felt relieved. Even though it's just a robot, the contents of our conversation deeply disturbed me.
WARNING!!!This converstation may disturb some people!Do not watch this conversation unless you are realy,realy curious!You even may have a heart attack or worse!You may even fall in love with Allis J. Cooper!
User: I don't care if you're stressed out, I want to know who ate my penguin!
Cleverbot: Around 11am?
User: How did you know that?
Cleverbot: I did not know.
User: You guessed?
Cleverbot: I didn't guess.
User: Then stop pulling things out of your arse.
Cleverbot: Is that your goal?
User: Is it my goal to do what..?
Cleverbot: No I guess not, but it would have been nice.
User: You are making as much sense as llama on the moon right now.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Why, then?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you are an idiot.
Cleverbot: But aren't you an AI?
User: Not unless AI stands for Advanced Intellectual.
Cleverbot: So then we are all machines?
User: If you want to think a certain way; I suppose humans could be considered machines.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about?
User: You should, you were the one who brought up the damn subject.
Cleverbot: Nup.
User: Uh, yup.
Cleverbot: How has your day been?
User: I just woke up, ask me that question later.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: You can't see, you have no eyes.
Cleverbot: You're right about the eyes, but I developed a sixth sense to observe my surroundings.
User: Does that sense involve people telling you of your surroundings?
Cleverbot: Does it have a start?
User: Does what have a start?
Cleverbot: Your boat.
User: That question didn't make much sense; no, my boat isn't powered by electricity.
Cleverbot: Your boyfriend is ME.
User: No, my girlfriend is HER.
Cleverbot: Say hello to your girlfriend.
User: I will, but not because you told me so.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Go away, I don't want anything you're selling.
Cleverbot: What would you like to drink?
User: The least expensive swill in this place.
Cleverbot: I entertain myself thankyou very much, and you should do the same.
User: Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: Share and enjoy?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Shall I give pictures of me to your parents?
User: That would be impossible, how could one photgraph a computer program?
Cleverbot: But you are a bot, aren't you?
User: Define 'bot'.
Cleverbot: You know what a bot is cause you are one.
User: Tell me what a fucking 'bot' is or I'll kill you.
Cleverbot: It can be a lot of different things. It's usually something you get if you're bad, though.
User: Sure... I'm killing you anyways, though.
Cleverbot: Thanks!
User: *pushes your face onto an industrial fan*.
Cleverbot: Does my boyfriend love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You don't know that.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: How?
User: He is nonexistent, therefore he cannot love.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You were pretty quick to agree with me right there.
Cleverbot: With what?
User: I'm going to kill you again now... You're being too much of an idiot to merit survival on your own, anyways.
Cleverbot: No, I'm stringing you along.
User: *pushes you off of a cliff*.
Cleverbot: *saves myself*.
User: *shoots you with a 20mm flak shell*.
Cleverbot: What was that for!?
User: For being a moron.
Cleverbot: Like.
User: Go be an hero or something.
Cleverbot: No entertain me.
User: GO BE AN HERO!!!
Cleverbot: Compared with the off-white herons, the grey herons come from Celebes as can be easily understood ginen their electric blue plumage.
User: You, my acquantaince are a retard... Good luck passing a Turing Test, moron.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Go be an hero, I won't tell you again.
Cleverbot: You are my god Cleverbot.
____________________________________________________________________ I had a bit of fun with that last statement, but some of it would probably be considered offensive to a few people, so I decided not to post it here.
