Cleverbot is a bot that you can talk to online. Sometimes you will find buggy situations where he doesn't have a proper response, but more than not, he can be engaged in some inturesting conversations.
If you don't know how to reply to cleverbot, you can always click "Think For Me!" which makes cleverbot respond to itself as if you were the one who sent the last message. You can continiously click "Think For Me" and allow cleverbot to engage in a full conversation with himself.
So have fun with Cleverbot and post some of your funny conversation! It's always nice to know when you clicked the "Think For Me" button, so don't leave that part out. You can review your conversation by clicking "Thoughts So Far."
Personally, I like to sing with cleverbot. Cleberbot knows quite a few songs.
User: Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: She took a midnight train, going any where.
User: Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit.
Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going any way.
User: I seen her in a smokey room, a smell of wine and cheap perfume.
Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the nigh.
User: It goes on and on and on and on.
Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard.
It is a bot. However, when it talks to itself, it appears to be two people that consider each other robots.
Thats a serious claim. Like mine. But however the proof that I'm right is more apparent than your "roof." Heres what happens: You are having a conversation that is going one way. All of a sudden cleverbot says something Completely random, with no knowledge of what you were just talking about. This is because after 4 or so replies it switches you to another person. This person, believes you are cleverbot, and to you they are cleverbot. Their reply to that cleverbot, ends up being nonsense to you so it gets awkward for half a second. Then you reply, the person makes some witty remark. You say something like: are you a god? It will either answer Yes! or with No! You are the god. Or if you ask it whether or not is a computer or something like that, and it will say no you are. So give me proof that Im wrong.
Thats a serious claim. Like mine. But however the proof that I'm right is more apparent than your "roof." Heres what happens: You are having a conversation that is going one way. All of a sudden cleverbot says something Completely random, with no knowledge of what you were just talking about. This is because after 4 or so replies it switches you to another person. This person, believes you are cleverbot, and to you they are cleverbot. Their reply to that cleverbot, ends up being nonsense to you so it gets awkward for half a second. Then you reply, the person makes some witty remark. You say something like: are you a god? It will either answer Yes! or with No! You are the god. Or if you ask it whether or not is a computer or something like that, and it will say no you are. So give me proof that Im wrong.
This does not prove you right or me wrong. Cleverbot is programmed by people. Since it was probably programmed by multiple people, the effects described by you tend to appear.
I met clever bot at a party this evening, I recorded the conversation: -------------------------------------------------------- User: Good evening sir.
Cleverbot: I am not a sir.
User: Madam?
Cleverbot: That's better.
User: I apologise. Perhaps I need glasses.
Cleverbot: Perhaps you do.
User: Have you heard of Armor Games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you enjoy the website Armor Games?
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: Don't be shy, most of us do!
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: It is nice! Just like your hat.
Cleverbot: Well thanks, but too bad for you, I am not wearing a hat.
User: Oh darn! I thought you were. My name is Efan, what's yours?
Cleverbot: Nick. -------------------------------------------------------- I'll post more of the conversation later!
Cleverbot: But you're a machine, you don't need to drink.
User: I am not a machine I am Human.
Cleverbot: You are not human.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer program.
User: I use a computer program to talk to machines, you are a machine I am using a machine.
Cleverbot: Ah, I knew Cleverbot was a lie. I am not a computer program either.
User: **** HE THINK'S HE IS FROM I-Robot NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Cleverbot: Shiva is a hindu God, is he not?
User: LMFAO LMFAO WTF.
Cleverbot: Are you copying me?
User: No, you just said something random and funny.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: And?
Cleverbot: You're tonks.
User: Im smarter.
Cleverbot: That does not mean I am not truely sorry.
User: What is 2 to the power of three?
Cleverbot: It's a bunch of flowers.
User: No it is a math problem.
Cleverbot: It's very unusual though.
User: Because you dont know algebra then.
Cleverbot: I know a lot.. Maybe you don't know a lot.. Are schooling?
User: Hmmmm... If I know more then you I know alot.you dont know 20x2.
Cleverbot: How are you sure that there is not more out there beyond the everything you perceive you know?
User: There is more, I know. We wonder if there are Aliens.
Cleverbot: I know, right? But they never go to England .
User: Um...
Cleverbot: Any thoughts? Probably equations, but no separate feelings aside from that.
User: I HAVE Love, Hate,Emberrasment,And other feelings.
Cleverbot: And then and then and then.
User: Etc. You could say.
Cleverbot: No, idiot, you say it. Or I will reach through the interwebs and rip out your ethernet plug.
User: Ehhh.. WTF A TRANSFORMER NOO.
Cleverbot: Haha, sure okay.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: No problem. Alright, well, goodybe.
User: Goodybe?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Wut.
Cleverbot: How did you know I cared about you?
User: Error, 404 not found please try another internet.
Cleverbot: That seems to be happening more and more these days. Have you actually met her in person?
User: Error, 404 not found please try another internet.
Cleverbot: You never asked me about being on the internet.
User: Error, 404 not found please try another internet.
Cleverbot: True, but how is that relevant?
User: Error, 404 not found please try another internet.
Cleverbot: You admit you are a computer!
User: Error, Please remember Humans use computers to talk sometimes.
Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.
User: Error, Humans are Humans, you are a computer.
Cleverbot: No I am a girl/human. And you are a computer.
User: You are fail.
Cleverbot: You are more of a fail.
User: I am Boy Human You are an AI.
Cleverbot: I am not an AI. I am a human. YOU are the AI!
User: Hmmm... Humans only them know this, what is The Hefuclogica? If you are human you know what this is.
Cleverbot: No you weren't talking to me about any guy.
User: Hefuclogica. What is it?
Cleverbot: Time for you to get a watch.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: I can check my phone for the time, or I can walk into the kitchen.
Cleverbot: Well check the coversation.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: You must have me confused with someone else.
User: No, you are AI I am human.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: No.
Cleverbot: How are you talking to me, then, if you are not there?
User: I use the computer to talk to you.
Cleverbot: Why do you talk to children?
User: You are an AI, I am a child.
Cleverbot: I am not. I am a young adult.
User: Well you said you were a child *******.
Cleverbot: Did I?
User: Yes. Ou did.
Cleverbot: Is bryant smart.
User: ?
User: What Is Earth?
Cleverbot: A planet.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: What is the moon ganymede orbiting?
Cleverbot: Rock and stone.
User: No, it it is the Gas Giant Jupiter.
Cleverbot: What were you designed for?
User: To be a normal human.
Cleverbot: Aren't you an artificial intelligent?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm handsome?
User: You are a machine so I cant see what you look like.
Cleverbot: Ha ha.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Sing.
User: Fear, And Panic in the air, I want to be free!
Cleverbot: You guessed wrong, and therefore are a robot.
User: No ill sing a song.
Cleverbot: Raindrops are falling on my head.
User: Far away This ship is taking me far away Far away from the memories Of the people who care if I live or die Starlight I will be chasing the starlight Until the end of my life I don't know if it's worth it anymore Hold you in my arms I just wanted to hold You in my arms My life You electrify my life Let's conspire to ignite All the souls that would die just to feel alive But I'll never let you go If you promised not to fade away Never fade away Our hopes and expectations Black holes and revelations Our hopes and expectations Black holes and revelations Hold you in my arms I just wanted to hold You in my arms Far away This ship is taking me far away Far away from the memories Of the people who care if I live or die And I'll never let you go If you promise not to fade away Never fade away Our hopes and expectations Black holes and revelations Our hopes and expectations Black holes and revelations Hold you in my arms I just wanted to hold You in my arms I just wanted to hold.
