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217. Cut in line, then when you get to the front, suddenly have to go to the bathroom. Rinse and repeat.
218. Wait until the line gets really long, get in it, then take a really long time deciding what you want when you get up there with like 20 people behind you.
219. Get in the drive thru, then don't move your car.
220. Walk through the drive thru.
221. Get in the drive thru, and play your radio so loud that you and the drive thru clerk can't hear each other.
222. Use obviously fake currency.
223. Use foreign currency.
224. Show Supersize Me and/or Food, Inc. inside the restaurant.
225. Order a combination of a bunch of fountain sodas (in one cup) while in the drive thru.
226. Order an Egg McMuffin at Midnight.

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.
126.Ask for a baconator
127.Ask how much the cheeseburger is over and over agian
128. Ask the cashier to have sex with you
129. ride thrugh the window on a horse and lance the cash register into the wall
130.walk in and accuse all people in the building of heresy and burning at the stake XP
131.pee on the tables
132.pee on the chairs
133.pee on the money in the cash register
134.pee on the cashier
135.pee on the diners
136.do a combo of any of the five above
137. kick yourself out of macdonaldc's
138. start a revolt
139. start a revolution
140. kidnap someone
141. Ask the cashire what he likes to sell most
142. Start a striptease
143. Demonstrate the proper use of a condom
144. ****
145. Kill
146. Pay the customers not to eat at macdonald's
147. Stuff the burgers with paper.
148. put a burger king advertisement on the big logo outsie.
149) Give the cashier burgers and ask for money.
150) Act as the manager and give evryone a raise.
151) Stand next to Ronald and copy his idiot smile and position.
152) Give the customers in the line 50 bucks to get out of the shop.
153) Set up a new fast food shop inside McDonalds.
154. Sell burger king food in your shop.
155. Shoot the cashier and say: "That will make my shop better."
156. Sell cannons in your shop.
157. Fire cannons at McDonalds
158. Say why is this drink yellow?
159. Instead of driving through the drive through line, walk through.
160.Go in screaming, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!!!" while wearing a fat-suit.
161.Yell out im sucking in those grease balls then call someone fat.
162.dress up like a terriost and yell blow it up!
163.set mcdonalds on fire.
164. go to the front of the line and ask for a whopper, frings, and a a&w root beer.
165. go inside the playplace and smoke weed.
166. Do a disturbing dance with your shirt off on a table
167. Start handing out Burger King coupons
168. Insist that they make their entire menu organic
169. Go around telling everyone if they eat at McDonald's they'll get fat.
170. Ask for a Whopper.
171. Scream ****!!!!!!
172. Order the whole menu and when they bring it say that
they can't understand a joke when it's laughing at them.
173. Get naked infront of the crew and scream "THIS IS SPARTA!"
174. Run in there and grab a burger off someone and wave it around in their face while saying " You know this causes cancer and makes you fat!"
175. Run in there yelling "BURGER KING/HUNGRY JACKS RULES" (If you live in Australia you say Hungry Jacks.)
176. race in the mop trolleys
177. Do the opposite of what the customer says... hint hint
178. come into the store everyday like the world cup is still on... ohh and dont forget the vuvuzela
179. Make sensoring sounds whenever someone starts to order something
180: order a cheeseburger without cheese and a hamburger with cheese.
181.Replace the boards of the bathrooms to see naked women
182. beating up the ronald mcdonald statue
183. bring in a dead animal and begin selling meat in the store.
184.come in sobbing and shoot yourself with a realistic-sounding cap gun
185. start painting a picture on the floor with crayons
186. walk to the drive-thru and try to jump in through the cashier's window.
187. Enter the kitchen and vandalise by:turning the light off,
188. breaking the electricity box,
189.mixing bettwenn the ingridients of the burgers.
190.turning the mashinery off.
191. shoot
192. steal the money
193. pretend to take orders from the customers, but write the wrong things.
194. Use graffity
195. Take out all the bathroom walls, including bettwenn the woman's and man's restrooms.
196. make funny noises while you pee.
197. Make sure the beef isn't poisoned.
198. Bite random stuff.
199. Take a REALLY long time to order, when they want to skip you, refuse.
200. Print this list, stand on a table and read all the ways to get kicked out of McDonalds. And then do at least one of these things
201. Be a Ginger
202.Convince the manager to wipe your butt after you are done pooping.
203. Use the fryer to kill someone. Use the grill, cause that causes food poisoning at McDonald's.
204. Play your Xbox 360 on the security cameras TV.
205. Flip off anybody here.
206. Making out on the grill.
207. Throwing the grill out the window.
208. Eat a Burger King/Hungry Jack's meal there.
209. Dress Up as the Burger King guy.
210. Kill Ronald McDonald.
211. Bring in a playboy and start showing kids pictures in the playroom.
212. Rollerblade down the slide.
213. Hauk a leugee in the cashier's eye!
214. Ask if its possible to have less poop in your fries.
215. Hauk a leugee in other people's food.
216. Rip a huge fart on the manager.
217. Look at the cashier and start yelling: "THIS BURGER IS ALIVE"

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.
126.Ask for a baconator
127.Ask how much the cheeseburger is over and over agian
128. Ask the cashier to have sex with you
129. ride thrugh the window on a horse and lance the cash register into the wall
130.walk in and accuse all people in the building of heresy and burning at the stake XP
131.pee on the tables
132.pee on the chairs
133.pee on the money in the cash register
134.pee on the cashier
135.pee on the diners
136.do a combo of any of the five above
137. kick yourself out of macdonaldc's
138. start a revolt
139. start a revolution
140. kidnap someone
141. Ask the cashire what he likes to sell most
142. Start a striptease
143. Demonstrate the proper use of a condom
144. ****
145. Kill
146. Pay the customers not to eat at macdonald's
147. Stuff the burgers with paper.
148. put a burger king advertisement on the big logo outsie.
149) Give the cashier burgers and ask for money.
150) Act as the manager and give evryone a raise.
151) Stand next to Ronald and copy his idiot smile and position.
152) Give the customers in the line 50 bucks to get out of the shop.
153) Set up a new fast food shop inside McDonalds.
154. Sell burger king food in your shop.
155. Shoot the cashier and say: "That will make my shop better."
156. Sell cannons in your shop.
157. Fire cannons at McDonalds
158. Say why is this drink yellow?
159. Instead of driving through the drive through line, walk through.
160.Go in screaming, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!!!" while wearing a fat-suit.
161.Yell out im sucking in those grease balls then call someone fat.
162.dress up like a terriost and yell blow it up!
163.set mcdonalds on fire.
164. go to the front of the line and ask for a whopper, frings, and a a&w root beer.
165. go inside the playplace and smoke weed.
166. Do a disturbing dance with your shirt off on a table
167. Start handing out Burger King coupons
168. Insist that they make their entire menu organic
169. Go around telling everyone if they eat at McDonald's they'll get fat.
170. Ask for a Whopper.
171. Scream ****!!!!!!
172. Order the whole menu and when they bring it say that
they can't understand a joke when it's laughing at them.
173. Get naked infront of the crew and scream "THIS IS SPARTA!"
174. Run in there and grab a burger off someone and wave it around in their face while saying " You know this causes cancer and makes you fat!"
175. Run in there yelling "BURGER KING/HUNGRY JACKS RULES" (If you live in Australia you say Hungry Jacks.)
176. race in the mop trolleys
177. Do the opposite of what the customer says... hint hint
178. come into the store everyday like the world cup is still on... ohh and dont forget the vuvuzela
179. Make sensoring sounds whenever someone starts to order something
180: order a cheeseburger without cheese and a hamburger with cheese.
181.Replace the boards of the bathrooms to see naked women
182. beating up the ronald mcdonald statue
183. bring in a dead animal and begin selling meat in the store.
184.come in sobbing and shoot yourself with a realistic-sounding cap gun
185. start painting a picture on the floor with crayons
186. walk to the drive-thru and try to jump in through the cashier's window.
187. Enter the kitchen and vandalise by:turning the light off,
188. breaking the electricity box,
189.mixing bettwenn the ingridients of the burgers.
190.turning the mashinery off.
191. shoot
192. steal the money
193. pretend to take orders from the customers, but write the wrong things.
194. Use graffity
195. Take out all the bathroom walls, including bettwenn the woman's and man's restrooms.
196. make funny noises while you pee.
197. Make sure the beef isn't poisoned.
198. Bite random stuff.
199. Take a REALLY long time to order, when they want to skip you, refuse.
200. Print this list, stand on a table and read all the ways to get kicked out of McDonalds. And then do at least one of these things
201. Be a Ginger
202.Convince the manager to wipe your butt after you are done pooping.
203. Use the fryer to kill someone. Use the grill, cause that causes food poisoning at McDonald's.
204. Play your Xbox 360 on the security cameras TV.
205. Flip off anybody here.
206. Making out on the grill.
207. Throwing the grill out the window.
208. Eat a Burger King/Hungry Jack's meal there.
209. Dress Up as the Burger King guy.
210. Kill Ronald McDonald.
211. Bring in a playboy and start showing kids pictures in the playroom.
212. Rollerblade down the slide.
213. Hauk a leugee in the cashier's eye!
214. Ask if its possible to have less poop in your fries.
215. Hauk a leugee in other people's food.
216. Rip a huge fart on the manager.
217. Look at the cashier and start yelling: "THIS BURGER IS ALIVE"
218.burn the managers wig.

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.
126.Ask for a baconator
127.Ask how much the cheeseburger is over and over agian
128. Ask the cashier to have sex with you
129. ride thrugh the window on a horse and lance the cash register into the wall
130.walk in and accuse all people in the building of heresy and burning at the stake XP
131.pee on the tables
132.pee on the chairs
133.pee on the money in the cash register
134.pee on the cashier
135.pee on the diners
136.do a combo of any of the five above
137. kick yourself out of macdonaldc's
138. start a revolt
139. start a revolution
140. kidnap someone
141. Ask the cashire what he likes to sell most
142. Start a striptease
143. Demonstrate the proper use of a condom
144. ****
145. Kill
146. Pay the customers not to eat at macdonald's
147. Stuff the burgers with paper.
148. put a burger king advertisement on the big logo outsie.
149) Give the cashier burgers and ask for money.
150) Act as the manager and give evryone a raise.
151) Stand next to Ronald and copy his idiot smile and position.
152) Give the customers in the line 50 bucks to get out of the shop.
153) Set up a new fast food shop inside McDonalds.
154. Sell burger king food in your shop.
155. Shoot the cashier and say: "That will make my shop better."
156. Sell cannons in your shop.
157. Fire cannons at McDonalds
158. Say why is this drink yellow?
159. Instead of driving through the drive through line, walk through.
160.Go in screaming, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!!!" while wearing a fat-suit.
161.Yell out im sucking in those grease balls then call someone fat.
162.dress up like a terriost and yell blow it up!
163.set mcdonalds on fire.
164. go to the front of the line and ask for a whopper, frings, and a a&w root beer.
165. go inside the playplace and smoke weed.
166. Do a disturbing dance with your shirt off on a table
167. Start handing out Burger King coupons
168. Insist that they make their entire menu organic
169. Go around telling everyone if they eat at McDonald's they'll get fat.
170. Ask for a Whopper.
171. Scream ****!!!!!!
172. Order the whole menu and when they bring it say that
they can't understand a joke when it's laughing at them.
173. Get naked infront of the crew and scream "THIS IS SPARTA!"
174. Run in there and grab a burger off someone and wave it around in their face while saying " You know this causes cancer and makes you fat!"
175. Run in there yelling "BURGER KING/HUNGRY JACKS RULES" (If you live in Australia you say Hungry Jacks.)
176. race in the mop trolleys
177. Do the opposite of what the customer says... hint hint
178. come into the store everyday like the world cup is still on... ohh and dont forget the vuvuzela
179. Make sensoring sounds whenever someone starts to order something
180: order a cheeseburger without cheese and a hamburger with cheese.
181.Replace the boards of the bathrooms to see naked women
182. beating up the ronald mcdonald statue
183. bring in a dead animal and begin selling meat in the store.
184.come in sobbing and shoot yourself with a realistic-sounding cap gun
185. start painting a picture on the floor with crayons
186. walk to the drive-thru and try to jump in through the cashier's window.
187. Enter the kitchen and vandalise by:turning the light off,
188. breaking the electricity box,
189.mixing bettwenn the ingridients of the burgers.
190.turning the mashinery off.
191. shoot
192. steal the money
193. pretend to take orders from the customers, but write the wrong things.
194. Use graffity
195. Take out all the bathroom walls, including bettwenn the woman's and man's restrooms.
196. make funny noises while you pee.
197. Make sure the beef isn't poisoned.
198. Bite random stuff.
199. Take a REALLY long time to order, when they want to skip you, refuse.
200. Print this list, stand on a table and read all the ways to get kicked out of McDonalds. And then do at least one of these things
201. Be a Ginger
202.Convince the manager to wipe your butt after you are done pooping.
203. Use the fryer to kill someone. Use the grill, cause that causes food poisoning at McDonald's.
204. Play your Xbox 360 on the security cameras TV.
205. Flip off anybody here.
206. Making out on the grill.
207. Throwing the grill out the window.
208. Eat a Burger King/Hungry Jack's meal there.
209. Dress Up as the Burger King guy.
210. Kill Ronald McDonald.
211. Bring in a playboy and start showing kids pictures in the playroom.
212. Rollerblade down the slide.
213. Hauk a leugee in the cashier's eye!
214. Ask if its possible to have less poop in your fries.
215. Hauk a leugee in other people's food.
216. Rip a huge fart on the manager.
217. Look at the cashier and start yelling: "THIS BURGER IS ALIVE"
218.burn the managers wig.
219. claim you are a god and demand all profits from the establishment.
220.walk in with muddy shoes and scrape them off on the drink dispensers.

221: Ask for a refund for your food, claiming that they gave you food that surpassed your expectations from McDonalds.
222: Ask to speak to a manager, and if the manager speaks to you, ask to speak to a different manager.
223: Beg the manager for an exorcism.
224: Walk in with 17 people and purchase a 10-piece box of Chicken Nuggets. Then ask for a manager, and request that each piece is cut into 17 equally weighted and proportioned pieces. If they go this far, after receiving your chicken nuggets, claim they were not measured to your satisfaction and ask for a refund. (I've done 224 before lol)

225: Ask, "Can I please have Cadmium? I'm on a diet."
226: Yell "WHOPPERS!" and run to the nearest BK.
227: Tell them, "Can I have a Triple Whopper?" And when they say no, you say, "This is because i'm gay, aren't I?"
228: Say, "McDonalds is a communist resturaunt! The King allows you to have it YOUR way."
229: Just run like an idiot. It really works.
230: Sing "I like big butts" throughout the restauraunt.

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.
126.Ask for a baconator
127.Ask how much the cheeseburger is over and over agian
128. Ask the cashier to have sex with you
129. ride thrugh the window on a horse and lance the cash register into the wall
130.walk in and accuse all people in the building of heresy and burning at the stake XP
131.pee on the tables
132.pee on the chairs
133.pee on the money in the cash register
134.pee on the cashier
135.pee on the diners
136.do a combo of any of the five above
137. kick yourself out of macdonaldc's
138. start a revolt
139. start a revolution
140. kidnap someone
141. Ask the cashire what he likes to sell most
142. Start a striptease
143. Demonstrate the proper use of a condom
144. ****
145. Kill
146. Pay the customers not to eat at macdonald's
147. Stuff the burgers with paper.
148. put a burger king advertisement on the big logo outsie.
149) Give the cashier burgers and ask for money.
150) Act as the manager and give evryone a raise.
151) Stand next to Ronald and copy his idiot smile and position.
152) Give the customers in the line 50 bucks to get out of the shop.
153) Set up a new fast food shop inside McDonalds.
154. Sell burger king food in your shop.
155. Shoot the cashier and say: "That will make my shop better."
156. Sell cannons in your shop.
157. Fire cannons at McDonalds
158. Say why is this drink yellow?
159. Instead of driving through the drive through line, walk through.
160.Go in screaming, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!!!" while wearing a fat-suit.
161.Yell out im sucking in those grease balls then call someone fat.
162.dress up like a terriost and yell blow it up!
163.set mcdonalds on fire.
164. go to the front of the line and ask for a whopper, frings, and a a&w root beer.
165. go inside the playplace and smoke weed.
166. Do a disturbing dance with your shirt off on a table
167. Start handing out Burger King coupons
168. Insist that they make their entire menu organic
169. Go around telling everyone if they eat at McDonald's they'll get fat.
170. Ask for a Whopper.
171. Scream ****!!!!!!
172. Order the whole menu and when they bring it say that
they can't understand a joke when it's laughing at them.
173. Get naked infront of the crew and scream "THIS IS SPARTA!"
174. Run in there and grab a burger off someone and wave it around in their face while saying " You know this causes cancer and makes you fat!"
175. Run in there yelling "BURGER KING/HUNGRY JACKS RULES" (If you live in Australia you say Hungry Jacks.)
176. race in the mop trolleys
177. Do the opposite of what the customer says... hint hint
178. come into the store everyday like the world cup is still on... ohh and dont forget the vuvuzela
179. Make sensoring sounds whenever someone starts to order something
180: order a cheeseburger without cheese and a hamburger with cheese.
181.Replace the boards of the bathrooms to see naked women
182. beating up the ronald mcdonald statue
183. bring in a dead animal and begin selling meat in the store.
184.come in sobbing and shoot yourself with a realistic-sounding cap gun
185. start painting a picture on the floor with crayons
186. walk to the drive-thru and try to jump in through the cashier's window.
187. Enter the kitchen and vandalise by:turning the light off,
188. breaking the electricity box,
189.mixing bettwenn the ingridients of the burgers.
190.turning the mashinery off.
191. shoot
192. steal the money
193. pretend to take orders from the customers, but write the wrong things.
194. Use graffity
195. Take out all the bathroom walls, including bettwenn the woman's and man's restrooms.
196. make funny noises while you pee.
197. Make sure the beef isn't poisoned.
198. Bite random stuff.
199. Take a REALLY long time to order, when they want to skip you, refuse.
200. Print this list, stand on a table and read all the ways to get kicked out of McDonalds. And then do at least one of these things
201. Be a Ginger
202.Convince the manager to wipe your butt after you are done pooping.
203. Use the fryer to kill someone. Use the grill, cause that causes food poisoning at McDonald's.
204. Play your Xbox 360 on the security cameras TV.
205. Flip off anybody here.
206. Making out on the grill.
207. Throwing the grill out the window.
208. Eat a Burger King/Hungry Jack's meal there.
209. Dress Up as the Burger King guy.
210. Kill Ronald McDonald.
211. Bring in a playboy and start showing kids pictures in the playroom.
212. Rollerblade down the slide.
213. Hauk a leugee in the cashier's eye!
214. Ask if its possible to have less poop in your fries.
215. Hauk a leugee in other people's food.
216. Rip a huge fart on the manager.
217. Look at the cashier and start yelling: "THIS BURGER IS ALIVE"
218.burn the managers wig.
219. claim you are a god and demand all profits from the establishment.
220.walk in with muddy shoes and scrape them off on the drink dispensers.
221: Ask for a refund for your food, claiming that they gave you food that surpassed your expectations from McDonalds.
222: Ask to speak to a manager, and if the manager speaks to you, ask to speak to a different manager.
223: Beg the manager for an exorcism.
224: Walk in with 17 people and purchase a 10-piece box of Chicken Nuggets. Then ask for a manager, and request that each piece is cut into 17 equally weighted and proportioned pieces. If they go this far, after receiving your chicken nuggets, claim they were not measured to your satisfaction and ask for a refund. (I've done 224 before lol)
225: Ask, "Can I please have Cadmium? I'm on a diet."
226: Yell "WHOPPERS!" and run to the nearest BK.
227: Tell them, "Can I have a Triple Whopper?" And when they say no, you say, "This is because i'm gay, aren't I?"
228: Say, "McDonalds is a communist resturaunt! The King allows you to have it YOUR way."
229: Just run like an idiot. It really works.
230: Sing "I like big butts" throughout the restauraunt.
231. Play the song "Carmelldensen" on your iPhone at maximum volume and scream "IT'S NOT LOUD ENOUGH!" and bring out a second iPhone with same song at max volume.
232. Fix the slogan to say "I'm ******* it!"
233. Create a hologram of the Burger King.

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1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.
126.Ask for a baconator
127.Ask how much the cheeseburger is over and over agian
128. Ask the cashier to have sex with you
129. ride thrugh the window on a horse and lance the cash register into the wall
130.walk in and accuse all people in the building of heresy and burning at the stake XP
131.pee on the tables
132.pee on the chairs
133.pee on the money in the cash register
134.pee on the cashier
135.pee on the diners
136.do a combo of any of the five above
137. kick yourself out of macdonaldc's
138. start a revolt
139. start a revolution
140. kidnap someone
141. Ask the cashire what he likes to sell most
142. Start a striptease
143. Demonstrate the proper use of a condom
144. ****
145. Kill
146. Pay the customers not to eat at macdonald's
147. Stuff the burgers with paper.
148. put a burger king advertisement on the big logo outsie.
149) Give the cashier burgers and ask for money.
150) Act as the manager and give evryone a raise.
151) Stand next to Ronald and copy his idiot smile and position.
152) Give the customers in the line 50 bucks to get out of the shop.
153) Set up a new fast food shop inside McDonalds.
154. Sell burger king food in your shop.
155. Shoot the cashier and say: "That will make my shop better."
156. Sell cannons in your shop.
157. Fire cannons at McDonalds
158. Say why is this drink yellow?
159. Instead of driving through the drive through line, walk through.
160.Go in screaming, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!!!" while wearing a fat-suit.
161.Yell out im sucking in those grease balls then call someone fat.
162.dress up like a terriost and yell blow it up!
163.set mcdonalds on fire.
164. go to the front of the line and ask for a whopper, frings, and a a&w root beer.
165. go inside the playplace and smoke weed.
166. Do a disturbing dance with your shirt off on a table
167. Start handing out Burger King coupons
168. Insist that they make their entire menu organic
169. Go around telling everyone if they eat at McDonald's they'll get fat.
170. Ask for a Whopper.
171. Scream ****!!!!!!
172. Order the whole menu and when they bring it say that
they can't understand a joke when it's laughing at them.
173. Get naked infront of the crew and scream "THIS IS SPARTA!"
174. Run in there and grab a burger off someone and wave it around in their face while saying " You know this causes cancer and makes you fat!"
175. Run in there yelling "BURGER KING/HUNGRY JACKS RULES" (If you live in Australia you say Hungry Jacks.)
176. race in the mop trolleys
177. Do the opposite of what the customer says... hint hint
178. come into the store everyday like the world cup is still on... ohh and dont forget the vuvuzela
179. Make sensoring sounds whenever someone starts to order something
180: order a cheeseburger without cheese and a hamburger with cheese.
181.Replace the boards of the bathrooms to see naked women
182. beating up the ronald mcdonald statue
183. bring in a dead animal and begin selling meat in the store.
184.come in sobbing and shoot yourself with a realistic-sounding cap gun
185. start painting a picture on the floor with crayons
186. walk to the drive-thru and try to jump in through the cashier's window.
187. Enter the kitchen and vandalise by:turning the light off,
188. breaking the electricity box,
189.mixing bettwenn the ingridients of the burgers.
190.turning the mashinery off.
191. shoot
192. steal the money
193. pretend to take orders from the customers, but write the wrong things.
194. Use graffity
195. Take out all the bathroom walls, including bettwenn the woman's and man's restrooms.
196. make funny noises while you pee.
197. Make sure the beef isn't poisoned.
198. Bite random stuff.
199. Take a REALLY long time to order, when they want to skip you, refuse.
200. Print this list, stand on a table and read all the ways to get kicked out of McDonalds. And then do at least one of these things
201. Be a Ginger
202.Convince the manager to wipe your butt after you are done pooping.
203. Use the fryer to kill someone. Use the grill, cause that causes food poisoning at McDonald's.
204. Play your Xbox 360 on the security cameras TV.
205. Flip off anybody here.
206. Making out on the grill.
207. Throwing the grill out the window.
208. Eat a Burger King/Hungry Jack's meal there.
209. Dress Up as the Burger King guy.
210. Kill Ronald McDonald.
211. Bring in a playboy and start showing kids pictures in the playroom.
212. Rollerblade down the slide.
213. Hauk a leugee in the cashier's eye!
214. Ask if its possible to have less poop in your fries.
215. Hauk a leugee in other people's food.
216. Rip a huge fart on the manager.
217. Look at the cashier and start yelling: "THIS BURGER IS ALIVE"
218.burn the managers wig.
219. claim you are a god and demand all profits from the establishment.
220.walk in with muddy shoes and scrape them off on the drink dispensers.
221: Ask for a refund for your food, claiming that they gave you food that surpassed your expectations from McDonalds.
222: Ask to speak to a manager, and if the manager speaks to you, ask to speak to a different manager.
223: Beg the manager for an exorcism.
224: Walk in with 17 people and purchase a 10-piece box of Chicken Nuggets. Then ask for a manager, and request that each piece is cut into 17 equally weighted and proportioned pieces. If they go this far, after receiving your chicken nuggets, claim they were not measured to your satisfaction and ask for a refund. (I've done 224 before lol)
225: Ask, "Can I please have Cadmium? I'm on a diet."
226: Yell "WHOPPERS!" and run to the nearest BK.
227: Tell them, "Can I have a Triple Whopper?" And when they say no, you say, "This is because i'm gay, aren't I?"
228: Say, "McDonalds is a communist resturaunt! The King allows you to have it YOUR way."
229: Just run like an idiot. It really works.
230: Sing "I like big butts" throughout the restauraunt.
231. Play the song "Carmelldensen" on your iPhone at maximum volume and scream "IT'S NOT LOUD ENOUGH!" and bring out a second iPhone with same song at max volume.
232. Fix the slogan to say "I'm ******* it!"
233. Create a hologram of the Burger King.
234. Rob McDonalds.

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.
126.Ask for a baconator
127.Ask how much the cheeseburger is over and over agian
128. Ask the cashier to have sex with you
129. ride thrugh the window on a horse and lance the cash register into the wall
130.walk in and accuse all people in the building of heresy and burning at the stake XP
131.pee on the tables
132.pee on the chairs
133.pee on the money in the cash register
134.pee on the cashier
135.pee on the diners
136.do a combo of any of the five above
137. kick yourself out of macdonaldc's
138. start a revolt
139. start a revolution
140. kidnap someone
141. Ask the cashire what he likes to sell most
142. Start a striptease
143. Demonstrate the proper use of a condom
144. ****
145. Kill
146. Pay the customers not to eat at macdonald's
147. Stuff the burgers with paper.
148. put a burger king advertisement on the big logo outsie.
149) Give the cashier burgers and ask for money.
150) Act as the manager and give evryone a raise.
151) Stand next to Ronald and copy his idiot smile and position.
152) Give the customers in the line 50 bucks to get out of the shop.
153) Set up a new fast food shop inside McDonalds.
154. Sell burger king food in your shop.
155. Shoot the cashier and say: "That will make my shop better."
156. Sell cannons in your shop.
157. Fire cannons at McDonalds
158. Say why is this drink yellow?
159. Instead of driving through the drive through line, walk through.
160.Go in screaming, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!!!" while wearing a fat-suit.
161.Yell out im sucking in those grease balls then call someone fat.
162.dress up like a terriost and yell blow it up!
163.set mcdonalds on fire.
164. go to the front of the line and ask for a whopper, frings, and a a&w root beer.
165. go inside the playplace and smoke weed.
166. Do a disturbing dance with your shirt off on a table
167. Start handing out Burger King coupons
168. Insist that they make their entire menu organic
169. Go around telling everyone if they eat at McDonald's they'll get fat.
170. Ask for a Whopper.
171. Scream ****!!!!!!
172. Order the whole menu and when they bring it say that
they can't understand a joke when it's laughing at them.
173. Get naked infront of the crew and scream "THIS IS SPARTA!"
174. Run in there and grab a burger off someone and wave it around in their face while saying " You know this causes cancer and makes you fat!"
175. Run in there yelling "BURGER KING/HUNGRY JACKS RULES" (If you live in Australia you say Hungry Jacks.)
176. race in the mop trolleys
177. Do the opposite of what the customer says... hint hint
178. come into the store everyday like the world cup is still on... ohh and dont forget the vuvuzela
179. Make sensoring sounds whenever someone starts to order something
180: order a cheeseburger without cheese and a hamburger with cheese.
181.Replace the boards of the bathrooms to see naked women
182. beating up the ronald mcdonald statue
183. bring in a dead animal and begin selling meat in the store.
184.come in sobbing and shoot yourself with a realistic-sounding cap gun
185. start painting a picture on the floor with crayons
186. walk to the drive-thru and try to jump in through the cashier's window.
187. Enter the kitchen and vandalise by:turning the light off,
188. breaking the electricity box,
189.mixing bettwenn the ingridients of the burgers.
190.turning the mashinery off.
191. shoot
192. steal the money
193. pretend to take orders from the customers, but write the wrong things.
194. Use graffity
195. Take out all the bathroom walls, including bettwenn the woman's and man's restrooms.
196. make funny noises while you pee.
197. Make sure the beef isn't poisoned.
198. Bite random stuff.
199. Take a REALLY long time to order, when they want to skip you, refuse.
200. Print this list, stand on a table and read all the ways to get kicked out of McDonalds. And then do at least one of these things
201. Be a Ginger
202.Convince the manager to wipe your butt after you are done pooping.
203. Use the fryer to kill someone. Use the grill, cause that causes food poisoning at McDonald's.
204. Play your Xbox 360 on the security cameras TV.
205. Flip off anybody here.
206. Making out on the grill.
207. Throwing the grill out the window.
208. Eat a Burger King/Hungry Jack's meal there.
209. Dress Up as the Burger King guy.
210. Kill Ronald McDonald.
211. Bring in a playboy and start showing kids pictures in the playroom.
212. Rollerblade down the slide.
213. Hauk a leugee in the cashier's eye!
214. Ask if its possible to have less poop in your fries.
215. Hauk a leugee in other people's food.
216. Rip a huge fart on the manager.
217. Look at the cashier and start yelling: "THIS BURGER IS ALIVE"
218.burn the managers wig.
219. claim you are a god and demand all profits from the establishment.
220.walk in with muddy shoes and scrape them off on the drink dispensers.
221: Ask for a refund for your food, claiming that they gave you food that surpassed your expectations from McDonalds.
222: Ask to speak to a manager, and if the manager speaks to you, ask to speak to a different manager.
223: Beg the manager for an exorcism.
224: Walk in with 17 people and purchase a 10-piece box of Chicken Nuggets. Then ask for a manager, and request that each piece is cut into 17 equally weighted and proportioned pieces. If they go this far, after receiving your chicken nuggets, claim they were not measured to your satisfaction and ask for a refund. (I've done 224 before lol)
225: Ask, "Can I please have Cadmium? I'm on a diet."
226: Yell "WHOPPERS!" and run to the nearest BK.
227: Tell them, "Can I have a Triple Whopper?" And when they say no, you say, "This is because i'm gay, aren't I?"
228: Say, "McDonalds is a communist resturaunt! The King allows you to have it YOUR way."
229: Just run like an idiot. It really works.
230: Sing "I like big butts" throughout the restauraunt.
231. Play the song "Carmelldensen" on your iPhone at maximum volume and scream "IT'S NOT LOUD ENOUGH!" and bring out a second iPhone with same song at max volume.
232. Fix the slogan to say "I'm ******* it!"
233. Create a hologram of the Burger King.
234. Rob McDonalds.
235. Use the I Am T-Pain app and Sing all of Witch Doctor while screaming.

237. Join a gain and attempt to take over the franchise with no weapons.

*gang

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.
126.Ask for a baconator
127.Ask how much the cheeseburger is over and over agian
128. Ask the cashier to have sex with you
129. ride thrugh the window on a horse and lance the cash register into the wall
130.walk in and accuse all people in the building of heresy and burning at the stake XP
131.pee on the tables
132.pee on the chairs
133.pee on the money in the cash register
134.pee on the cashier
135.pee on the diners
136.do a combo of any of the five above
137. kick yourself out of macdonaldc's
138. start a revolt
139. start a revolution
140. kidnap someone
141. Ask the cashire what he likes to sell most
142. Start a striptease
143. Demonstrate the proper use of a condom
144. ****
145. Kill
146. Pay the customers not to eat at macdonald's
147. Stuff the burgers with paper.
148. put a burger king advertisement on the big logo outsie.
149) Give the cashier burgers and ask for money.
150) Act as the manager and give evryone a raise.
151) Stand next to Ronald and copy his idiot smile and position.
152) Give the customers in the line 50 bucks to get out of the shop.
153) Set up a new fast food shop inside McDonalds.
154. Sell burger king food in your shop.
155. Shoot the cashier and say: "That will make my shop better."
156. Sell cannons in your shop.
157. Fire cannons at McDonalds
158. Say why is this drink yellow?
159. Instead of driving through the drive through line, walk through.
160.Go in screaming, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!!!" while wearing a fat-suit.
161.Yell out im sucking in those grease balls then call someone fat.
162.dress up like a terriost and yell blow it up!
163.set mcdonalds on fire.
164. go to the front of the line and ask for a whopper, frings, and a a&w root beer.
165. go inside the playplace and smoke weed.
166. Do a disturbing dance with your shirt off on a table
167. Start handing out Burger King coupons
168. Insist that they make their entire menu organic
169. Go around telling everyone if they eat at McDonald's they'll get fat.
170. Ask for a Whopper.
171. Scream ****!!!!!!
172. Order the whole menu and when they bring it say that
they can't understand a joke when it's laughing at them.
173. Get naked infront of the crew and scream "THIS IS SPARTA!"
174. Run in there and grab a burger off someone and wave it around in their face while saying " You know this causes cancer and makes you fat!"
175. Run in there yelling "BURGER KING/HUNGRY JACKS RULES" (If you live in Australia you say Hungry Jacks.)
176. race in the mop trolleys
177. Do the opposite of what the customer says... hint hint
178. come into the store everyday like the world cup is still on... ohh and dont forget the vuvuzela
179. Make sensoring sounds whenever someone starts to order something
180: order a cheeseburger without cheese and a hamburger with cheese.
181.Replace the boards of the bathrooms to see naked women
182. beating up the ronald mcdonald statue
183. bring in a dead animal and begin selling meat in the store.
184.come in sobbing and shoot yourself with a realistic-sounding cap gun
185. start painting a picture on the floor with crayons
186. walk to the drive-thru and try to jump in through the cashier's window.
187. Enter the kitchen and vandalise by:turning the light off,
188. breaking the electricity box,
189.mixing bettwenn the ingridients of the burgers.
190.turning the mashinery off.
191. shoot
192. steal the money
193. pretend to take orders from the customers, but write the wrong things.
194. Use graffity
195. Take out all the bathroom walls, including bettwenn the woman's and man's restrooms.
196. make funny noises while you pee.
197. Make sure the beef isn't poisoned.
198. Bite random stuff.
199. Take a REALLY long time to order, when they want to skip you, refuse.
200. Print this list, stand on a table and read all the ways to get kicked out of McDonalds. And then do at least one of these things
201. Be a Ginger
202.Convince the manager to wipe your butt after you are done pooping.
203. Use the fryer to kill someone. Use the grill, cause that causes food poisoning at McDonald's.
204. Play your Xbox 360 on the security cameras TV.
205. Flip off anybody here.
206. Making out on the grill.
207. Throwing the grill out the window.
208. Eat a Burger King/Hungry Jack's meal there.
209. Dress Up as the Burger King guy.
210. Kill Ronald McDonald.
211. Bring in a playboy and start showing kids pictures in the playroom.
212. Rollerblade down the slide.
213. Hauk a leugee in the cashier's eye!
214. Ask if its possible to have less poop in your fries.
215. Hauk a leugee in other people's food.
216. Rip a huge fart on the manager.
217. Look at the cashier and start yelling: "THIS BURGER IS ALIVE"
218.burn the managers wig.
219. claim you are a god and demand all profits from the establishment.
220.walk in with muddy shoes and scrape them off on the drink dispensers.
221: Ask for a refund for your food, claiming that they gave you food that surpassed your expectations from McDonalds.
222: Ask to speak to a manager, and if the manager speaks to you, ask to speak to a different manager.
223: Beg the manager for an exorcism.
224: Walk in with 17 people and purchase a 10-piece box of Chicken Nuggets. Then ask for a manager, and request that each piece is cut into 17 equally weighted and proportioned pieces. If they go this far, after receiving your chicken nuggets, claim they were not measured to your satisfaction and ask for a refund. (I've done 224 before lol)
225: Ask, "Can I please have Cadmium? I'm on a diet."
226: Yell "WHOPPERS!" and run to the nearest BK.
227: Tell them, "Can I have a Triple Whopper?" And when they say no, you say, "This is because i'm gay, aren't I?"
228: Say, "McDonalds is a communist resturaunt! The King allows you to have it YOUR way."
229: Just run like an idiot. It really works.
230: Sing "I like big butts" throughout the restauraunt.
231. Play the song "Carmelldensen" on your iPhone at maximum volume and scream "IT'S NOT LOUD ENOUGH!" and bring out a second iPhone with same song at max volume.
232. Fix the slogan to say "I'm ******* it!"
233. Create a hologram of the Burger King.
234. Rob McDonalds.
235. Use the I Am T-Pain app and Sing all of Witch Doctor while screaming.
236. Bring in a giant book, stand on the table and start pointing and screaming while reading it.
237. pour all of the salt packets on your food and complain that there is too much salt on your food.
238. bring in a pillow and blanket and lay down on the floor.
239. Join a gang and attempt to take over the franchise with no weapons.
240. Bring a bottle of patron into McDonald's.

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.
126.Ask for a baconator
127.Ask how much the cheeseburger is over and over agian
128. Ask the cashier to have sex with you
129. ride thrugh the window on a horse and lance the cash register into the wall
130.walk in and accuse all people in the building of heresy and burning at the stake XP
131.pee on the tables
132.pee on the chairs
133.pee on the money in the cash register
134.pee on the cashier
135.pee on the diners
136.do a combo of any of the five above
137. kick yourself out of macdonaldc's
138. start a revolt
139. start a revolution
140. kidnap someone
141. Ask the cashire what he likes to sell most
142. Start a striptease
143. Demonstrate the proper use of a condom
144. ****
145. Kill
146. Pay the customers not to eat at macdonald's
147. Stuff the burgers with paper.
148. put a burger king advertisement on the big logo outsie.
149) Give the cashier burgers and ask for money.
150) Act as the manager and give evryone a raise.
151) Stand next to Ronald and copy his idiot smile and position.
152) Give the customers in the line 50 bucks to get out of the shop.
153) Set up a new fast food shop inside McDonalds.
154. Sell burger king food in your shop.
155. Shoot the cashier and say: "That will make my shop better."
156. Sell cannons in your shop.
157. Fire cannons at McDonalds
158. Say why is this drink yellow?
159. Instead of driving through the drive through line, walk through.
160.Go in screaming, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!!!" while wearing a fat-suit.
161.Yell out im sucking in those grease balls then call someone fat.
162.dress up like a terriost and yell blow it up!
163.set mcdonalds on fire.
164. go to the front of the line and ask for a whopper, frings, and a a&w root beer.
165. go inside the playplace and smoke weed.
166. Do a disturbing dance with your shirt off on a table
167. Start handing out Burger King coupons
168. Insist that they make their entire menu organic
169. Go around telling everyone if they eat at McDonald's they'll get fat.
170. Ask for a Whopper.
171. Scream ****!!!!!!
172. Order the whole menu and when they bring it say that
they can't understand a joke when it's laughing at them.
173. Get naked infront of the crew and scream "THIS IS SPARTA!"
174. Run in there and grab a burger off someone and wave it around in their face while saying " You know this causes cancer and makes you fat!"
175. Run in there yelling "BURGER KING/HUNGRY JACKS RULES" (If you live in Australia you say Hungry Jacks.)
176. race in the mop trolleys
177. Do the opposite of what the customer says... hint hint
178. come into the store everyday like the world cup is still on... ohh and dont forget the vuvuzela
179. Make sensoring sounds whenever someone starts to order something
180: order a cheeseburger without cheese and a hamburger with cheese.
181.Replace the boards of the bathrooms to see naked women
182. beating up the ronald mcdonald statue
183. bring in a dead animal and begin selling meat in the store.
184.come in sobbing and shoot yourself with a realistic-sounding cap gun
185. start painting a picture on the floor with crayons
186. walk to the drive-thru and try to jump in through the cashier's window.
187. Enter the kitchen and vandalise by:turning the light off,
188. breaking the electricity box,
189.mixing bettwenn the ingridients of the burgers.
190.turning the mashinery off.
191. shoot
192. steal the money
193. pretend to take orders from the customers, but write the wrong things.
194. Use graffity
195. Take out all the bathroom walls, including bettwenn the woman's and man's restrooms.
196. make funny noises while you pee.
197. Make sure the beef isn't poisoned.
198. Bite random stuff.
199. Take a REALLY long time to order, when they want to skip you, refuse.
200. Print this list, stand on a table and read all the ways to get kicked out of McDonalds. And then do at least one of these things
201. Be a Ginger
202.Convince the manager to wipe your butt after you are done pooping.
203. Use the fryer to kill someone. Use the grill, cause that causes food poisoning at McDonald's.
204. Play your Xbox 360 on the security cameras TV.
205. Flip off anybody here.
206. Making out on the grill.
207. Throwing the grill out the window.
208. Eat a Burger King/Hungry Jack's meal there.
209. Dress Up as the Burger King guy.
210. Kill Ronald McDonald.
211. Bring in a playboy and start showing kids pictures in the playroom.
212. Rollerblade down the slide.
213. Hauk a leugee in the cashier's eye!
214. Ask if its possible to have less poop in your fries.
215. Hauk a leugee in other people's food.
216. Rip a huge fart on the manager.
217. Look at the cashier and start yelling: "THIS BURGER IS ALIVE"
218.burn the managers wig.
219. claim you are a god and demand all profits from the establishment.
220.walk in with muddy shoes and scrape them off on the drink dispensers.
221: Ask for a refund for your food, claiming that they gave you food that surpassed your expectations from McDonalds.
222: Ask to speak to a manager, and if the manager speaks to you, ask to speak to a different manager.
223: Beg the manager for an exorcism.
224: Walk in with 17 people and purchase a 10-piece box of Chicken Nuggets. Then ask for a manager, and request that each piece is cut into 17 equally weighted and proportioned pieces. If they go this far, after receiving your chicken nuggets, claim they were not measured to your satisfaction and ask for a refund. (I've done 224 before lol)
225: Ask, "Can I please have Cadmium? I'm on a diet."
226: Yell "WHOPPERS!" and run to the nearest BK.
227: Tell them, "Can I have a Triple Whopper?" And when they say no, you say, "This is because i'm gay, aren't I?"
228: Say, "McDonalds is a communist resturaunt! The King allows you to have it YOUR way."
229: Just run like an idiot. It really works.
230: Sing "I like big butts" throughout the restauraunt.
231. Play the song "Carmelldensen" on your iPhone at maximum volume and scream "IT'S NOT LOUD ENOUGH!" and bring out a second iPhone with same song at max volume.
232. Fix the slogan to say "I'm ******* it!"
233. Create a hologram of the Burger King.
234. Rob McDonalds.
235. Use the I Am T-Pain app and Sing all of Witch Doctor while screaming.
236. Bring in a giant book, stand on the table and start pointing and screaming while reading it.
237. pour all of the salt packets on your food and complain that there is too much salt on your food.
238. bring in a pillow and blanket and lay down on the floor.
239. Join a gang and attempt to take over the franchise with no weapons.
240. Stab people in the balls.
241. Sell suspicious objects in the playland.
242. Kick customers.
243. Kick the manager.
244. Kick cashiers.
245. Kick peoples money.
246. Kick the walls.
247. Stab the walls.
248. Order better service.
249. Bring in a toy sword and attack random people.
250. When you are supposed to pay, say 'I didn't order fatness!'

251: Kill everyone in the store.

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.
126.Ask for a baconator
127.Ask how much the cheeseburger is over and over agian
128. Ask the cashier to have sex with you
129. ride thrugh the window on a horse and lance the cash register into the wall
130.walk in and accuse all people in the building of heresy and burning at the stake XP
131.pee on the tables
132.pee on the chairs
133.pee on the money in the cash register
134.pee on the cashier
135.pee on the diners
136.do a combo of any of the five above
137. kick yourself out of macdonaldc's
138. start a revolt
139. start a revolution
140. kidnap someone
141. Ask the cashire what he likes to sell most
142. Start a striptease
143. Demonstrate the proper use of a condom
144. ****
145. Kill
146. Pay the customers not to eat at macdonald's
147. Stuff the burgers with paper.
148. put a burger king advertisement on the big logo outsie.
149) Give the cashier burgers and ask for money.
150) Act as the manager and give evryone a raise.
151) Stand next to Ronald and copy his idiot smile and position.
152) Give the customers in the line 50 bucks to get out of the shop.
153) Set up a new fast food shop inside McDonalds.
154. Sell burger king food in your shop.
155. Shoot the cashier and say: "That will make my shop better."
156. Sell cannons in your shop.
157. Fire cannons at McDonalds
158. Say why is this drink yellow?
159. Instead of driving through the drive through line, walk through.
160.Go in screaming, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!!!" while wearing a fat-suit.
161.Yell out im sucking in those grease balls then call someone fat.
162.dress up like a terriost and yell blow it up!
163.set mcdonalds on fire.
164. go to the front of the line and ask for a whopper, frings, and a a&w root beer.
165. go inside the playplace and smoke weed.
166. Do a disturbing dance with your shirt off on a table
167. Start handing out Burger King coupons
168. Insist that they make their entire menu organic
169. Go around telling everyone if they eat at McDonald's they'll get fat.
170. Ask for a Whopper.
171. Scream ****!!!!!!
172. Order the whole menu and when they bring it say that
they can't understand a joke when it's laughing at them.
173. Get naked infront of the crew and scream "THIS IS SPARTA!"
174. Run in there and grab a burger off someone and wave it around in their face while saying " You know this causes cancer and makes you fat!"
175. Run in there yelling "BURGER KING/HUNGRY JACKS RULES" (If you live in Australia you say Hungry Jacks.)
176. race in the mop trolleys
177. Do the opposite of what the customer says... hint hint
178. come into the store everyday like the world cup is still on... ohh and dont forget the vuvuzela
179. Make sensoring sounds whenever someone starts to order something
180: order a cheeseburger without cheese and a hamburger with cheese.
181.Replace the boards of the bathrooms to see naked women
182. beating up the ronald mcdonald statue
183. bring in a dead animal and begin selling meat in the store.
184.come in sobbing and shoot yourself with a realistic-sounding cap gun
185. start painting a picture on the floor with crayons
186. walk to the drive-thru and try to jump in through the cashier's window.
187. Enter the kitchen and vandalise by:turning the light off,
188. breaking the electricity box,
189.mixing bettwenn the ingridients of the burgers.
190.turning the mashinery off.
191. shoot
192. steal the money
193. pretend to take orders from the customers, but write the wrong things.
194. Use graffity
195. Take out all the bathroom walls, including bettwenn the woman's and man's restrooms.
196. make funny noises while you pee.
197. Make sure the beef isn't poisoned.
198. Bite random stuff.
199. Take a REALLY long time to order, when they want to skip you, refuse.
200. Print this list, stand on a table and read all the ways to get kicked out of McDonalds. And then do at least one of these things
201. Be a Ginger
202.Convince the manager to wipe your butt after you are done pooping.
203. Use the fryer to kill someone. Use the grill, cause that causes food poisoning at McDonald's.
204. Play your Xbox 360 on the security cameras TV.
205. Flip off anybody here.
206. Making out on the grill.
207. Throwing the grill out the window.
208. Eat a Burger King/Hungry Jack's meal there.
209. Dress Up as the Burger King guy.
210. Kill Ronald McDonald.
211. Bring in a playboy and start showing kids pictures in the playroom.
212. Rollerblade down the slide.
213. Hauk a leugee in the cashier's eye!
214. Ask if its possible to have less poop in your fries.
215. Hauk a leugee in other people's food.
216. Rip a huge fart on the manager.
217. Look at the cashier and start yelling: "THIS BURGER IS ALIVE"
218.burn the managers wig.
219. claim you are a god and demand all profits from the establishment.
220.walk in with muddy shoes and scrape them off on the drink dispensers.
221: Ask for a refund for your food, claiming that they gave you food that surpassed your expectations from McDonalds.
222: Ask to speak to a manager, and if the manager speaks to you, ask to speak to a different manager.
223: Beg the manager for an exorcism.
224: Walk in with 17 people and purchase a 10-piece box of Chicken Nuggets. Then ask for a manager, and request that each piece is cut into 17 equally weighted and proportioned pieces. If they go this far, after receiving your chicken nuggets, claim they were not measured to your satisfaction and ask for a refund. (I've done 224 before lol)
225: Ask, "Can I please have Cadmium? I'm on a diet."
226: Yell "WHOPPERS!" and run to the nearest BK.
227: Tell them, "Can I have a Triple Whopper?" And when they say no, you say, "This is because i'm gay, aren't I?"
228: Say, "McDonalds is a communist resturaunt! The King allows you to have it YOUR way."
229: Just run like an idiot. It really works.
230: Sing "I like big butts" throughout the restauraunt.
231. Play the song "Carmelldensen" on your iPhone at maximum volume and scream "IT'S NOT LOUD ENOUGH!" and bring out a second iPhone with same song at max volume.
232. Fix the slogan to say "I'm ******* it!"
233. Create a hologram of the Burger King.
234. Rob McDonalds.
235. Use the I Am T-Pain app and Sing all of Witch Doctor while screaming.
236. Bring in a giant book, stand on the table and start pointing and screaming while reading it.
237. pour all of the salt packets on your food and complain that there is too much salt on your food.
238. bring in a pillow and blanket and lay down on the floor.
239. Join a gang and attempt to take over the franchise with no weapons.
240. Stab people in the balls.
241. Sell suspicious objects in the playland.
242. Kick customers.
243. Kick the manager.
244. Kick cashiers.
245. Kick peoples money.
246. Kick the walls.
247. Stab the walls.
248. Order better service.
249. Bring in a toy sword and attack random people.
250. When you are supposed to pay, say 'I didn't order fatness!'
251. Threaten to nuke the Restraunt when they don't refund you for above.
252. yell FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!
253. Smuggle Wendys in.
254. Sell said food to people.