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314d1
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Completely and utterly based off "1001 ways to get kicked out of Wall Mart" but with a different setting. Same basic rules as the famous game.

I, of course, will start...

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.

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leo99rules
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5.Ask if you have any "healthier" options.

pHacon
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6. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.

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1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.

5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.

delossantosj
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well i was in there in there once and my friend pretended like he had turrets....

leo99rules
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1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"


I just added the people that didn't get theirs in there.

IcyGryphon
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I know exactly what a McGangbang is.

howdy111
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this doesn't have to do with mcdonalds specifically but
16. take 25-30 straws and just keep snapping them with the flick thing

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. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal

314d1
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1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."

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1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options

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1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...

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1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.

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1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?

314d1
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1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid

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1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid

31. Try to order a Whopper

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