Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
Objective: Get out of Armorgames.com! Obstructionist People: Statuses: Damaged: Critical: sonicheroes95 Dead: obould, Razerules Vegetative: rick073 Enemies:
@sonicheroes95: The Chosen One counters with Bullet Time to ignore the Energy Waves and dodge the swords and deliver a roundhouse kick to your face, disarming you and sending you flying into the wall! That's not what kills you, it's the flag that stabs your legs together.
@CommanderDude7: Shouldn't you be trying to escape?
@Darkfire45: Since I don't feel like searching for it, I say that it gives you a hint.
"It will take a Deus Ex Machina to open a portal back to reality."
@Razerules: You crash your connection to the computer, killing you instantly!
@rick073: You get into World of Warcraft, and now it is impossible to get yourself out.
