Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
Objective: Kill either God or Satan! God: 10000/10000 God's Angels: 3000/7500 Satan's Demons: 6800/10000 Satan: 7500/7500 Statuses: Damaged: sonicheroes95 Critical: Redead: Undead: Consumed: th3whiterabbit Vegetative: Enemies:
@ThorRatFox: You do 100 damage using this attack! It would have been more, but it single-targeted.
@Darkfire45:The Chaos Emeralds summon a water demon of sorts that squshes them for 750 damage!
@sonicheroes95: Well, I'm watching it too, so I have an end joke lined up... You easily shoot 15 snakes at the angels, but barely miss the end command that would summon more snakes. 150 damage!
@ArtemisDragon: The resulting explosion is dodged by the players, but the Angles and Demons both take 1000 damage! Even Satan and God feel the recoil.
God: What was that perversion of all that's holy and unholy?
Satan: Even I was disgusted, and I ride around hell on a succubus motorcycle called Shiva!
@gardar15: Yeah, well we broke the fourth wall several times a couple of Objectives ago. Your argument is invalid.
@GhostSauce: You heal the Angels for 250 damage, and damage the demons for 150!
considering the paintbrush is a god weapon... and i want to abuse power slash right now... i grab a paintbrush, and draw a straight line through some demons to trigger a power slash.