Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
... CHAOS CONTROL! *teleports to yako and fireblade, kicks them into the torando, then unleashes a chaos barrage and uses the finisher to knock them into eachother and make them fall straight after kylelolcat* idiots...
I deflect it with my 64 Defence Palm technique(I think its called this way) This will destroy anything in range no matter what it is. Also when I destroy stuff with this technique it totaly destroys it! So when your grenade comes in range I will destroy it,even if its an energy bomb!
Wait is Razerules talking about Rotation or Hinata's 64 palm defense, cause either one of those does not destroy anything it just blocks it, in the case of 64 palm defense, and reflects it to the side a bit, in the case of Rotation, but no matter which one you use the Attacks that are being hurled at you explode on contact with anything sutch as your chakra shield which I doubt can block the power of both our attacks, and anyway both of these attacks require full body movement which is kind of hard considering you are a Chimera with control of only a portion of your body.
Objective: Defeat sonicheroes95! sonicheroes95: 5,900 HP GhostSauce: 7,000 HP fractalman: 7,000 HP(ARMOR: 950 HP) Statuses: Zone: Undead Damaged: yako242, ThorRatFox Critical: Dead: Probationary Abyss: Bananabyss: spartandestroyer Zombie: DarthNerd Vegetative: Team Sonic: GhostSauce(U), fractalman(U), DBLACKSTAR, ThorRatFox, sev322(?) KLC's Generals: CommanderDude7: 6,500 HP Darkfire45/Razerules/Serperior Fusion: 5,300 HP Kylelolcat: 5,300 HP
CD7's Recharging Gundam: 5 turns
@DBLACKSTAR: The wall of text is so heavy that it breaks the zone floor. You're all now in hell.
@sonicheroes95: OH GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH! 700 damage!
@GhostSauce: Unfortunately, it takes a lot more than a Psionic storm to move the Hell Storm. The Narwhals die in the Hell Zone.
@DarthNerd: You throw the arm at sonic, dealing 200 damage. the ice then melts.
@CommanderDude7: You miss everyone with the fireballs.
@ThorRatFox: You don't aim the Hellzone Grenade at anyone, so it doesn't hit.
@yako242: you send them out, but devils intercept them and drag them away.
@fireblade141: You put a few cracks in the 4th wall.
@longhorns05rose: I counter that statement bu throwing the Fire Tornado I'm in at you. I do, however, fill it with buff so you gain fire power.
I sparta-kick sonicheroes95 for 600 damage into a hell pit!
You're in Hell! All HPCs take 1000 damage a turn and all NPCs die instantly! Also, everything solid melts after use and the OP's cynicism goes up by double.
I shall attack the Chimera again this time with my most powerful attack Lanza del Relámpago and the Gundam to destroy it before it can be charged.