Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
you're in range of my divination kylelolcat. 8 trigrams: 256 palms! *hits kylelolcat for 2 palm, then 4 palm, 8 palm, 16 palm, 32 palm, 64 palm, 128 palm, 256 palm* that inflicts a dot as well since your chakra network just got nailed all over the place, cutting chakra supply to your organs, which you need to live.
psi blades huh? hmmmmmmmmm... you tryed to use a psi storm so i guess you must be using energy... hmmmmmmmmm... i use feedback on ghost(drains all special energy(chakra, etc) and does damage to the target for the amount of energy drained) wait... i said charka as well right? *checks* yup. i also use feedback on sonic!
Objective: Defeat sonicheroes95! sonicheroes95: 900 HP GhostSauce: 5,000 HP fractalman: 6,000 HP(ARMOR: 950 HP) Statuses: Zone: Undead Damaged: yako242, ThorRatFox Critical: Dead: rick073 Probationary Abyss: Bananabyss: spartandestroyer Zombie: DarthNerd Vegetative: Team Sonic: GhostSauce(U), fractalman(U), DBLACKSTAR, ThorRatFox, sev322(?) KLC's Generals: CommanderDude7: 5,500 HP Darkfire45/Razerules/yako242/Serperior/Magikarp Fusion: 2,500 HP Kylelolcat: 300 HP
CD7's Recharging Gundam: 4 turns
@DBLACKSTAR: You missed and blew up the 7th circle of internet hell. Those things really are hard to control.
@sonicheores95: Before you can use the 256 Palms, you fall to the bottom of the pit and end up Palming the pit wall, leaving steps up and a lot of loose Hell Chakra. Wait, chakra=blood?
@CommanderDude7: You end up just sucking the chakra(blood?) out of the pit wall.
@GhostSauce: The Hell Narwhals get dragged down by demons. We're in the first circle, and they're supposed to be fifth circle.
@Darkfire45: You end up just hitting the devils carrying away the hell narwhals.
@Razerukes: Unfortunately, you need approval to morph. I don't want do, do you CD?
@rick073: You manage to remove all of GhostSauce's energy and do 1000 damage. You also SUCK ALL OF THE BLOOD OUT OF SONICHEORES95, dealing 4000 damage to him (AND ME, from proxy damage), but the strain turns you into gibs.
@yako242: Unfortunately, you are not a pokemon.
@ThorRatFox: You deal 1300 damage with the destructo discs! The Magikarp in the mix also deals 500 damage when they fuse.