Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
Ummmm i will teleport CommanderDude7 to the Side of a mountian have chains magically wrap around him and have a buzzard eat his guts forever and ever ( i make sure the mountian is away from the Objective)
... if thorratfox's post works, i dash on ahead. if it doesn't, i jump and do a homing kick (sonic '06 is good for something after all.... basically, if i can't turn into a ball, i just kick a enemy and bounce up from that) then jump dash ahead, before landing and using landing dash to speed up from their.
random shadow the hedgehog enters. uses chaos lance on random dude for a one shot kill. dude, unless you have targeting like rick does, YOU CAN'T AIM AT ME, I'M GOING WAY TO FAST!