Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
roflmao. better turn this stuff into armor repair kits via some iron or steel... even though my armors made out of SPARTAGLOW! HAHAHA AND A BOTTLE OF WIN!
chaos control. *Teleports myself and spartandestroyer away from the objective (time freezes for everyone but me and him), then uses Chaos blast on him 3 times, before teleporting us back to where we was before*
@ThorRatFox: Unfortunately, there is no buzzard. Plus, that's a Greek myth and you're Nordic. you do chain him to the mountain while Fenrir gets ready to start eating him, however.
@sonicheroes95: Unfortunately, this causes you to break way from ThorRatFox and DBLACKSTAR. rick073 also manages to hit you during the delay after the homing kick.
@drew33: Cold, man. you shoot sonic in the foot while he's down and race ahead in your Ferrari.
@Muncher: You hit sonic with the cookie star and get ahead of him.