Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
If i dare ask, who exactly is pheonix-whats-his-name? And also, i take a trip to a far off samuri land, force a solar eclipse, walk over to the lone dead tree in the wasteland near it, dig up the roots, let it reform into AKU and convince him to rule to world starting with this castle. SAMURI JACK FTW!!!
i jump in my wanzer and take a sniper rifle and two missle launcher systems and fire them all at Darthnerds Legs and spine preventing him from summoning Aku
I hold up my blade, "whirl Giralda!" When Giralda is released, I grow large horns on my shoulders and armor that start at my feet, wrap around my calves, and jut out at his waist with two more spikes. My mask also extends, framing my face. While released, two enormous cyclones come from exhaust spouts on the armor covering my legs, which keep me hovering in the air and add extra force to my kicks. In addition, two bird-like extensions jut out from these cyclones, which are used to execute long-range strikes. I fire of two of these cyclones to attack Aku.
I use my shape shifting powers to turn into a beast with 4 sword arms, a giant scorpian tail, wings, and 3 giant tendrils for feet! I chop up the castle and sting any in my way!
aww, i wanted to try something... maybe i could do it in the memetia arcade, since it's techically a version of eternal session i made up... anyway, i take out dragon's destiny and start blocking the strikes by using chaos punishment to teleport to the strikes and block them with my sword, using chaos magic on my sword to keep it from breaking if it's gonna break.
