Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
*Takes out a Blue Diamond that's NOT a chaos emerald(chaos control) and gives it to the creditors* now leave me alone! *combines the arrowguns into the sniper rifle, and snipes a random attacker*
I assume a new identity as Dordoni Alessandro Del Socaccio, I also change my appearance. My new face resembles a stereotypical portrayal of the Devil. I have black hair and blue eyes. My hair resembles a pair of "horns" and I have a van-dyke beard and mustache. The remains of My hollow mask consist of a small plate on my forehead that has horns mirroring those in My hair. My outfit is customized to fit my eclectic personality, with fringes on the forearm portion of the sleeves, a poofy red sash tied at my waist, shoulder pads, and openings down the front which reveal my black undershirt.
I sign up all the defenders for cars and insurance, giveing them the reputation of haveing bad credit, and thus, most purchases for things such as laser cannons and forcefeild generators would be denied because of such. Then i buy fake ID's with the previously stolen information and then call the FBI(division 6, tell me if you get that referance, and if you do, they are not actully the so called division 6) on them. Finally i use their fake ID's to buy illegal items and "deal" those for higher prices. I countinue this to buy a couple houses and do not pay the tax/water bill/electricty and all that stuff. Then after the FBI is done with them, call the IRS on them. After their lives are ruined. I buy a trench coat and fedora and go stand in an ally looking shady.
I bribe the lawyer, and while he walks away, bribed, i send ninja assassins to kill him. Should he not take the bribe, the assassins will kill him anyways.
I then proceed to hire the mob to take him out. And the next mob. And the next mob. And the next mob. And the next mob. And the next mob. And the next mob. And the next mob. And the next mob. ANNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD the newyork gangs. Lastly, i hire mercenrys. TAKE OUT THAT LAWYER!