Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
I will counter Darkfire by smashing the armor in the face with an epic punch, and due to Tenken's special qualities all damage the armor takes he takes as well.
I will float to the "under where"(super paper mario refrence, its the underworld of mario world) as i have completely died, and have passed away. While im down there, i think i will just chill until i can break out into this world with a giant army of undead! But for now, i will go relax at the underwhere pool.
Objective: Storm the castle! Castle HP: 7,000 Mega Fat DBLACKSTAR: 2,700 HP Electricity Deflection System HP: 4000 Castle Defenders: rick073, CommanderDude7, DBLACKSTAR, ThorRatFox Attacker HP: Lone Wanderer: 7,500 Other Castle HP: 6,000 Status: Damaged: Darkfire45,ThorRatFox Critical: Dead: spartandestroyer,DarthNerd,sonicheores95 Undead: Razerules Probationary Abyss: Bananabyss:
@DBLACKSTAR: The armor does not exist.
@DarthNerd: you try to chill in that fountain, but it's too small to chill in. You try that giant lake, causing you to get molested by those hands.
@ThorRatFox: You damage him with the grappling kunai, but damage yourself when you try to rip your face off. You are Thor(A thunder God), not Scorpion(A skeleton that looks like a person)
@Eclipsus74: You deal 100 damage to him before you bounce off.
@kingjac11: The generic creatures don't want to hit him while he's groaning after trying to RIP THE FLESH OFF HIS SKULL.
@GhostSauce: Boing! You bounce off.
@CommanderDude7: You use electric shocks to do 200 damage and turn some of his fat into muscle.
@sonicheroes95: You cure being undead, and then turn to the normal state of just plain dead.
The armor is real, his sword creates a giant set of armor that moves along with his actions, the armor actually exists and can take damage. I proceed to pound Darkfire into the ground.
fine i can't be scorpion who pwns so i will teleport behind kingjac11 with Raidens Xray Attack then i will shock him into a wall of metal with lightning