Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
that makes no sense XD anyway the chuck can just run after you because hes been to mars before thats why theres no sign of life also he can be anywear like the boogyman but the boggyman is scared of him (wow long post)
chuck norris can just cut the fabric of the universe with a round house kick and simply go back into the normal universe. chuck norris kills sonic heroes and eats the chaos emeralds
*borrows wolf's phone* uh yah, i need a large cheese pizza, bout 20 tanks with frag shells, and a nuke. k, thanks. *hangs up* *waits for delivery* tell me when my package gets here plz guys! *falls asleep in a vampire proof bunker*
hmm... chaos control! *Time freezes for a few seconds. time unfreezes and i'm where i stood, with all the vampires around me getting spinkicked into one another.