Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
fine then.... take a whole bunch of paintballs, extract the paint and put in some holy water, then dsitribute the paintball guns to my n00b minions and shoot!
*takes out my own phone* hi there, i need snake right now. k, yah snake? i need some vamps dead. mm hm, ok, ok. k thanks. later. *hangs up* u know whats comeing next
Objective: Eliminate the army of sparkly vampires! Opponent HP: 3000/4500 Statuses: Vamp army: Unpopular, stunned Elpsion suit: 75% here Defenders: None! Weaknesses: Explosions Immunities: Bullets, Holy Water Critical: Razerules, Martiantraitor
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@SirNoobalot: You cannot get the death squads, but you do burn 140 of them. The ones that are left seem to be immune.
@locoace3: you only manage to make them critical.
@ricko73: Unfortunately, the vamps are immune to your bullets. However, they do mow down the noobs and the wolves move away since no-one is using them.
@sonicheroes95: You fail to do any damage since they are immune to holy water now!