Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
Objective: Get to the next galaxy! Distance: 39000/40000 Space Miles Captive: Research: Hindrances: Statuses: Resistances: Immunities: Damaged: Critical: Dead: IceClaw247 Palladium: 1900 Unobtanium: 590 UB: 1500 Viralium: 1000 Fuel: 7000
@rick073: Unfortunately, a practical flamethrower suit has been sought after, but not achieved. A similar suit is available, but it's even more suicidal than the Starcraft one that is prone to explosions. You could start developing a practical version for 500 Unobtanium, and I think it could turn a profit when completed. However, it won't be done until after you leave the mall.
@puppyguy1: Unfortunately, you need the approval of either the Captain or the Operator. Since we're approaching imminent take-off, I'll allow Webkinz to be released from the cell.
@sonicheores95: Normally, that would apply as assumed captain. As Operator, however, I have the right to overrule the decisions of the captain.
Hmmmm....I volunteer to insert extra fuel into the engines during flight if needed. I know it's suicide. But just put my ashes in that Reviv0r Machin3 and i'll be good as new!