Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
.... may i point out that complete the objective came first.
... ya know what, screw it, tell me when you get to the objective, i've had it! CHAOS CONTROL! *Teleports directly to the objective, do not pass the objective, do not bring others*
Objective: Get to the next galaxy! Distance: 27000/40000 Space Miles Captive: Research: -Firebrand Suit: 2 turns -Higher Worship Church: 2 turns Hindrances: Statuses: Resistances: Immunities: Damaged: Critical: Dead: IceClaw247 Palladium: 1900 Unobtanium: 90 UB: 1500 Viralium: 1000 Fuel: 6800
@webkinzlover7654: Sure.
@sonichoeres95: The engines won't run. Well, that's just great.
That, and you can't Chaos Control THAT far. You do send the ship 10000 miles that way, though. And fixed the engine.
@mechninja: Unfortunately, you can't put weapons on mobility parts.
@epicness: He's kinda... dead.
@rick073: You shoot epicness with the gauss rifle, hitting him on the cargo!
I added the wide-spray to the design.
@leocano: Unfortunately, SDW cannot be aimed on its own ship.
@sonicheroes95: Sorry, I can't authorize his execution.
@Darkfire45: There's a map on the ship.
@Stormcutter: On what basis? As best I can tell, not only have you basically just called every RPG a copy of every other RPG, but I'm pretty sure I've been doing this WAY more that your Kill the Guy. In fact, It'd be more inspired by "Kill the target" games in general. I've seen your count, and it looks like between CtO and CtOA, it's more likely that you copied me. If you want, I'll check out the game to see if I want to participate. Otherwise, participate or don't bother posting. You have been warned.