I'll use my origami skills to turn it into an origami elephant, sell it for five dollars, ask the bank to break up the five for five ones and repeat the process until it becomes unpopular, move to another city so it's popular again and repeat.
I'd look for people who have a 5 or 20 dollar bill and find out they can't use it on a vending machine. Then I would trade my dollar for there bill so they can use a dollar on the machine! Then I would cash in for all ones at the bank and repeat the process.
I would attached a very thin string to the bill, then place it on a busy sidewalk and hide, when someone would go to pick it up, I would pull on the string so they would have to chase it.
But everything works this way. Tear your computer in half and you'll have two! Tear your house in half and you'll have two! You can't fight my flawed logic bro.
When the Dow closed today, it had fallen 600 Points. And when the Precious Metals bubble burst, it'll correct itself even further.
So the chances of you getting anything out of the stock market is nill.
Ah, but Mav, you obviously don't know the ways of the stock market. You think that you can only make money when the market goes up. You can make money from the downwards-spiraling market by buying a put. Ex:
Let's say you buy a dollar's worth of Coca Cola stock in a put. If Coca Cola drops by two dollars, the value of the put goes up by two dollars. If at that point you withdraw your money from Coca Cola, you now have three dollars.