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Fortunately, it isn't actually Slenderman who lives in the cave, but Ric Ocasek, lead singer of The Cars.

Unfortunately, Ric Ocasek is just as deadly.

Fortunately, now we know what really happened to Ben Orr.

Unfortunately, Ben stole away all of our marsh mellows.

Fortunately, he used them to cure world hunger.

Unfortunately, everyone is fat now

Fortunately, everyone can now be hilarious without even trying.

Unfortunately, now that everyone is hilarious, nobody is.

Fortunately, now everyone can take everyone else equally seriously.

Unfortunately, people are still very very sad.

Fortunately, people are now more empathetic towards each other because they can relate to each other's sadness and despair.

Unfortunately, this has lead to mass groups of people killing themselves together (Sorry for depressingness, I'm just not creative)

Fortunately, this has reduced our population enough so that resources are now more abundant.

Unfortunately, the leaders of all the countries do not approve of our effort, and ban us into being guarded by the 100-armed and 50-headed Hecatoncheires.

Unfortunately, we're all too fat to reach the key.