Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"
Ok lets start. Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...
Unfortunately, I don't know what to say, and it might take a year to figure out a word to type. it is just..just..Mr.Mod, you shall give me time to think or send a guy to solve this problem. I can't say Unfortunately on Terry's.