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Unfortunately, they can ruin our plans by making us stuck here until they destroy our essense!

Unfortunately, each unit of essence only has a minute dose of essence.

Fortunately, it takes fewer than a minute to leave this place now

Unfortunately, the minute is almost up.

Fortunately, we are almost out already!

Unfortunately, you'll be back in in no time.

Fortunately, we can procrastinate it

Fortunately, fast food joints have drive-thru's so we don't have to get out of our cars and can continue be lethargic

Unfortunately, being lethargic led to a sharp increase of heart attacks.

Fortunately, we can stop being lethargic whenever we want

Unfortunately, too much un-lethargicness can also give you a heart attack.

Fortunately, we know when we should stop stopping being lethargic

Unfortunately, everybody either keeps overestimating or underestimating and thus gets a heart attack.

Fortunately, I know a guy who has healing skills and could revive us

Unfortunately, that guy charges a huge amount of money for revivals.