Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"
Ok lets start. Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...
Unfortunately, they took all the things inside, let us in before pulling the alarm and leaving us to take the blame (yet somehow not having the money, even though people think that we took it)