I win since I'm the last person to post so far on this page. I win. You can't win. If you post then you lose automatically since you can't beat the Matrix. Just give up before you humiliate yourself.
I'd like a Mod to verify these shenanigans! Because the way I see it, I posted just now. Making yours truly, silvermoon123, the obvious victor. Shields pwn frogs as well as unicorns, GoM.
*frog spits acid onto shield* The shield disintegrated once again! If a Moderator just posted in here and locked it then they would win.. I would laugh if one of them did that. Now though.. I win since I'm the last one to post.
Say that I win... Everyone that will try and take the throne of awesome will be countered *Takes out lazer miningun* Obviously the only weapon that can beat this is the ban hammer *Balrogantic approaches* Oh no!!!!!