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objection! obvious statements gets discarded by me.

Dragons and kitsune are for the win!

OBJECTION!!! I AGREE AND I AM INSANE AND THEREFORE THAT POST WAS INCORRECT.


Youtube teaches swears

OBJECTION!!! Not all do

My New RPG Other has no replies

objection: said rpg does not exist to my knowledge.


I think, therefor I exist.

OBJECTION!Just because your thinking does not mean you exist. Your brain, lungs, heart and every other organs must be functioning for you to exist. If they don't, then you are dead.

Chuck Norris is God in disguise.

OBJECTION! in movies he is yes.

i am dead

OBJECTION! Closer than what? I would really like to object to that statement, but I am afraid you are not being completely clear. Could you repeat it? If you meant "close", then I'll go with "Distance is relative, and if one takes the store just by the corner of the street their house is in front of as 'close' to them, then the Moon is nowhere near Earth.".

The smallest one of the human toes is completely useless (don't know what the specific one is called, not sure it has a name either...).

By the way, I'm going to become annoying by complaining once more:
1. Could you please not object to satements that contain words, phrases, or expressions you happen not to know? It can be frustrating for people who posted a clever statement, which could be challenging to object to, but not impossible (referring to sonicheroes95's statement near the end of page 16, as an example), to see their claims just being followed by a "OBJECTION! I don't even know what that is."
2. Could you please stop stating actual facts (referring to sambam's statement near the end of page 17, as an example), again, not only because most of them cannot be properly objected to, but because they are just not fun?

OBJECTION! The little toe is not useless since it's on our foot.

This sentence is false.

OBJECTION! It has nothing wrong since it's correct in terms of grammar, syntax, vocabulary and meaning (acting as if you were referring to "This sentence is false." when you said "This sentence is false.&quot.

Banana peels are extremely slippery.

OBJECTION!! Yes, people slip on them, but that is only in cartoons and comics.

Rolls-Royce Phantom II is an extremely fast car.

Objection! Not all the time. When you start the engine it starts at 1mph.

Pigs are made into pork.

OBJECTION! Speed is relative, and, compared to modern cars - especially the more expensive ones - Rolls-Royce Phantom II is not extremely fast.

Murder cannot be excused.

Ninjaed...

OBJECTION! Wild pigs are not.

Murder cannot be excused.

OBJECTION! What if they are false, it was suicide.

The world needs super heros

OBJECTION!!! There is already supeheros: Firefighters and police men are "super heros" if you know what i mean.

Dirt is dirty.