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darver
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darver
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Nomad

OK, here's how this works. There is one cookie. You must steal it and then put it somewhere. The next person then has to steal the cookie in some way.

E.G
Player one: I put the cookie in a safe
Player 2: I crack the safe's code and take the cookie. I put the cookie in a cookie jar.

And so it goes on.

I'll start.

I hide the cookie inside a roasted turkey.

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Chryosten
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Herald

I use a portal gun to send the pressurised box to the surface and break it open to get the cookie. I create an alternate dimension and place the cookie in maximum security. Next I close the portal and make it so that the alternate dimension can only be accessed by me.

Wafflesquad
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Peasant

I ask you why the heck you care so much about one cookie.
Then I make more.
Then I hack reality, punch through to your dimension, and then divide the last digit of pi by 0, causing the guards to die in a fire that leaves the cookie untouched. I hacked reality using the cookie, which i promptly time travel back and give myself so I can avoid destroying all of space time with a paradox.

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