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DesertHyena
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This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)

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Hypermnestra
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"Yep. But before we continue, what are your names?"

Denchot
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Adepte answers with
"ya but i dont know the path im going to get *** alright?"
I walk over to Cass & say "wanna help us kill their leader? he might have some good loot & the church will probably pay you well for helping one of their priest."

Dragonblaze052
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1 sets the big *** club on his shoulder.
1: "I am Horatio."

2 snaps his kukri in its sheath and sets his hammer on his belt.
2: "I am Tibal, prince of the cats."

3 cracks his neck.
3: "I am Oberon, but not that Oberon, obviously."

You should know all of those names.

Denchot
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i dont recognize one of them

Dragonblaze052
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Well, I was really talking to Hyper when I said that. Which one is unfamiliar?

Denchot
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i meant all of them

Dragonblaze052
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Sorry Hyper, his name is Tybalt, not Tibalt. It has been a while.

Hypermnestra
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Tybalt: Big bad guy, member of the Capulets, in Romeo & Juliet.
Horatio: Hamlet's buddy in Hamlet.
Oberon: King of the fairies in A Midsummer Night's Dream.

i meant all of them

GASP.
Dragonblaze052
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Very good, Madam Hyper. I suppose Denchot isn't a fan of the great playwright.

So, going to move on?

Hypermnestra
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So, going to move on?

Yep, let's move on.
Dragonblaze052
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Alright, you only have one path you can walk down (you guys ran through 3/4 of the cave.......).
You come up to a large chasm with a throne. On that throne, there is something like a Goblin, but almost the size of an Orc. He must be the Hobgoblin leader the old man talked about.



H: "We got this, boss."

All three charge straight in, yelling at the top of their lungs.
The Chieftain jumps up and charges in return.

Tybalt is sliced in half with a single sweep of a massively oversized sword. The Chieftain swings an ungodly huge mace over his head and it lands on Oberon. His head explodes like Gallegar's watermelons, every bone in his back shatters, his legs snap in half as he is thrust to his knees and his arms flop to his sides. Horatio is caught in the chest by an uppercut with the mace, which sends him flying into the air where he is cut straight down the middle.


Chieftain in Goblin: *VERY SCARY SOUNDING STUFF!!!*
Hypermnestra
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"I'm so frightened!" Cassio says sarcastically. "Get over here, ya big dumb oaf."

Dragonblaze052
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Holy ****, there is blood splattered on the walls 50 feet away and on the 30 foot roof and that is all he says?

Hypermnestra
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Holy ****, there is blood splattered on the walls 50 feet away and on the 30 foot roof and that is all he says?

Pretty much. He's got an overinflated sense of self confidence.
Denchot
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"Oh may the heavens coated in angels save me...." Adepte pulls out her Morning Star "Cass i would be scared but that's not fear it intelligence"

is that better?

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