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DesertHyena
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This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)

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Dragonblaze052
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An old looking Orc walks out from behind the throne.

"What the Chieftain said is, 'I will rip your sorry ***** in half and eat your beating hearts you pathetic pieces off ****. **** you.'"
Denchot
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"Now is that any way to treat a guest?" Adepte smiles then continues "albeit a lady also."

Dragonblaze052
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" I do believe he has..... special plans for you."

Hypermnestra
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"What the Chieftain said is, 'I will rip your sorry ***** in half and eat your beating hearts you pathetic pieces off ****. **** you.'"

"Oh! Really? Because that might be a problem. I hate to disappoint, but my heart already got eaten. See, I took this ill-advised vacation to South America a few years back, and I accidentally mortally offended the Aztec chieftain, so-" He goes on in this way for quite some time.
Denchot
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She continues smiling during this "well if he try's that then ill neuter him with my lovely morning star."

Dragonblaze052
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The Chieftain cracks his neck.
C: "Is that so? Would you like to indulge my pleasures, or will you die, instead?"

Denchot
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She looks over to Cass & says "Shall we?" With a fire in her eyes & a smile.

Hypermnestra
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"Ladies first," Cassio says with mock politeness.

Denchot
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She stand up strait & looks at him& says to him "A true gentleman wouldent endanger a lady"

Hypermnestra
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"But I am no gentleman. Go on now, attack the giant indestructible psycho. I'll...stay here, and make sure none of those goblins come back. Nasty fellows, they are, very dangerous, you know."
Haha.

SirNoobalot
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Hai DB, what ever happened about the Air Genasi? >.>

Dragonblaze052
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C: "Aw, come the **** on. I'm getting tired of having to stand around!"
He rips off an arm from a corpse and starts eating it.

Hypermnestra
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Cassio bows mockingly to the cleric and gestures to the orc monster.
"Well?"

Denchot
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Adepte slaps Cass on the back of the head propelling him forward & says "your the warrior you sack stupidity!"

Hypermnestra
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"I say we send the dwarven tank in," Cass says, referring to Beard.

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