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DesertHyena
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This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)

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Dragonblaze052
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The party is smart, the ****ing blue monkey is a ****ing retard. I gave them an immunity to all of the hidden traps and he killed it (with an impressive triple critical at max dmg).

ThorRatFox
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well **** happens now they die to the traps or solve it another way

DBLACKSTAR
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Well fine I will switch out two feats for diehard and endurance.

Dragonblaze052
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Or they can just have the ****tarded monkey walk in front of them as a trap sweeper.

The worst part is that the character revealed this information twice and then he killed him.......

DBLACKSTAR
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Well I was trying to get some interest back into this by going slaughterhouse on them, and I'm fine with him being a mine sweeper.

Dragonblaze052
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Angel tries to get a better look at it.

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

It seems vermin like.

Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

Alright:

Left or Right?

Hypermnestra
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Nomad

Well, describe the passageways.
"Well, Mister Monkey," laughs Cassio, "looks like you're the only member of the shtrafbat. Have fun. Hopefully, you'll do your job well, end up in little chunks all over the ground, and we'll give you a promotion."
Shtrafbat.

Dragonblaze052
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Kobold carved tunnels covered in Orc and Goblin filth.
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

Snorts, "whatever it works from me. Now, *smacks his 2x4 on his hand* lets do some phucking carpentry."

Dragonblaze052
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You still haven't answered the question.......

Left or Forward?

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

I say left.

Dragonblaze052
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Alright.

(sound of dice rolling)
Monkey takes a spike to the side for 5.


An Orc and a pair of Goblins run up.
They all miss.


Cassio
Gnash
Fist
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

"Paint the walls red." I will flurry of blows to bash there faces in with my 2x4, I hope you are rolling instead of just having them hit.

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