This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Holy ****ing god **** holy **** **** hell ****.......
The Monkey falls into a spiked pit, spikes shoot into him from the sides, the roof shoots spikes into him, boulders fall into the hole, then it explodes in a fireball. 20 dmg, Gnash is very dead.
This is why I tried to give you the Kobold Sorceror.......
Yeah, you failed everything as severely as you could. Even if the damage was somehow nonlethal, you would be impaled, buried, birned and have no air at all.
If you can get another sheet, you could have another character in the next jail cell.
No, it's not that. I roll 5d6 to determine if there are any traps. For each 1 rolled, there is a trap. You got five 1s. You got ****ed over by the dice. Sorry.
Cassio turns to Fist nonchalantly. "Do I have any monkey chunks on me?" he asks, brushing off a piece of Gnash. Forgive me if I find this utterly hilarious.
