hi you guys, and if you're wondering, i felt like running a CTO spinoff, so i did. if you're wondering, this would kinda be like a boss rush version of CTO, where you're only fighting bosses for most of the game, unless you need to do something first. before you complain, i got Kylelolcat's permission, and now with out farther ado, on with first objective.
Current Objective: Defeat Sonny and Veradux. Enemies Hp: Sonny 5000/5000, Veradux 4000/4000 Enemies Status: None Damaged: None Critical: None Dead: None Status: None Trapped in Time(banned): None
Alright well now that my soul wavelength is in him I use, "Soul Sutures!" I bind him where he stands, then I call for an assist from Crona and his?/her? (not sure what Crona is, no one is) and tag out.
Fine, I buy a tank and shoot a missile to Chuck Norris. And its a homing missile that is specifically built to follow around Chuck Norris. At least let me do SOME damage... every time i post i don't do nuthing :P
Okay then I will try to tag out with my good friend Mifune, after I tranfrom Tsubaki into a large ninja star(about the size of a medium dog) and hurl it at chuck. Mifune is of Japanese descent. He is a lean adult, who appears roughly the same age as Stein and Spirit. Mifune's attire consistently features his dark colored dresspants, sandals, and a coat draped across his shoulders. The shirt Mifune wears varies between a dress shirt or a leisure shirt. He has one or two cases filled with numerous katana, in order to use his signature Infinite One Sword Style. These cases are tightly wrapped in bright yellow tape emblazoned repeatedly with the phrase "KEEP OUT".
Well I use the following on Chuck Norris: Gandalf the Grey, And Gandalf the White, The Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, And Benilo Mussolini, And the Blue Meanie, And Cowboy Curtis, And Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, And Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Prestorf, And Theadore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, And Hulk Hogan.
I take some of Bruce Lee's DNA and use a cloning machine to create CLONES OF BRUCE LEE! Of course, these clones have all of Bruce Lee's fighting skills and memories, so I send them all to beat the crap out of Chuck Norris!
Current Objective: Kill Chuck Norris Enemies Hp:Chuck Norris: 48850/50000 Enemies Status: Bleeding(50 D/T) Resistances: Weaknesses: Allies: Bruce Lee Clone: 5000/5000 Damaged: Riptizoid Critical: Spartandestroyer Dead: GoldEmerald Status: Annoying(Warning): Trapped in Time(banned): None
DBS: again, not exactly a tag out. you do hit Chuck Norris with the windmill shuriken for 100 damage + making him DOT from bleeding damage.
@GoldEmerald: you deal 1000 damage to chuck norris with your suicide pile.
@DarthNerd: out of the thousands of rounds you used, only 10 hit, for 25 damage apiece.
@Spartandestroyer: before you kick him, you get roundhouse kicked straight into critical.
@tom: name them.
@CD7: all of them are busy dealing with a fake Chuck Norris
@Kylelolcat: the cloning machine breaks after making one Bruce Lee that you control. (by the way, i'm gonna have a little... 'fun' for the final boss... which comes up whenever the hell i say it does.)
I use 'Taunt' I cuss out Chuck Norris and call him a wimp and stuff and he starts chasing after me! After that there are a trip wires which activates lasers oh and i got a hover board which makes me go fast and dont step on the trip wires :P
Darn, i Call Chuck slow and i bet he can't catch me if he could, and proceed to go into the field of tripwires that, when activated, will release lasers! And again, im on my hover board that works
