hi you guys, and if you're wondering, i felt like running a CTO spinoff, so i did. if you're wondering, this would kinda be like a boss rush version of CTO, where you're only fighting bosses for most of the game, unless you need to do something first. before you complain, i got Kylelolcat's permission, and now with out farther ado, on with first objective.
Current Objective: Defeat Sonny and Veradux. Enemies Hp: Sonny 5000/5000, Veradux 4000/4000 Enemies Status: None Damaged: None Critical: None Dead: None Status: None Trapped in Time(banned): None
going by team fortress 2 logic anyone who loves fire can use it. and i ALWAYS go by team fortress 2 logic. people who dont go by team fortress 2 logic usually end up getting only 1 person attending their funeral-heavy weapons guy. and he just says "dead."
Current Objective: Kill Chuck Norris Enemies Hp:Chuck Norris: 44850/50000 Enemies Status: Resistances: Weaknesses: Allies: Bruce Lee Clone: 4400/5000 Damaged:Spartandestroyer Critical: Riptizoid Dead: GoldEmerald Status: Annoying(Warning): Tom Trapped in Time(banned): None
@DBS: the buzzsaw blades deals 600.
@Spartandestroyer: you still need full hp to use that.
@Kylelolcat: Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris both kick eachother at the same time, blocking eachother. 100 backlash for both. also, the Death Star is currently built, but is being used by Darth Vader at the moment. no building a second one.
i equip the shield of damage reflection (33% of the damage i take is reflected back to the source of damage) and shield-bash chuck norris in his big fat faec.
I harvest the power of the 9 realms, the odin force, and the power cosmic. I charge it into a weapon capable of destroying galactus! AND! I! SHOOT! IT! AT! CHUCK! NNNNOOOORRRRRIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Current Objective: Kill Chuck Norris Enemies Hp:Chuck Norris: 44750/50000 Enemies Status: Resistances: Weaknesses: Allies: Bruce Lee Clone: 4300/5000, Damaged:Spartandestroyer Critical: Riptizoid Dead: GoldEmerald Status: Annoying(Warning): Tom Trapped in Time(banned): None
@spartandestroyer: your mirror reflects damage alright. to bad you don't take damage that's messurable. unless i added a hp bar for you, but it'd be 2/3. ^.^
@DarthNerd: YOU CRITICAL... MISS!!!
@CD7: how would you even hold the anti-matter.
@kylelolcat: again, both kick eachother, both deal 100 damage. lazor guided missles 20% charged.
*pulls out cosmic cell phone* Yeah, galactus, its me. You know how you owe me a favor? Yeah, well its time to cash that in. I have a little chuck norris situation, you mind eating him? Ok, thanks*hangs up*
Current Objective: Kill Chuck Norris Enemies Hp:Chuck Norris: 44000/50000 Enemies Status: Resistances: Weaknesses: Allies: Bruce Lee Clone: 4300/5000, Damaged:Spartandestroyer Critical: Riptizoid Dead: GoldEmerald Status: Annoying(Warning): Tom Trapped in Time(banned): None
@DarthNerd and spartandestroyer: right... i'm gonna cancel both calls, because for 1, i'd like to keep this planet. and two, darth vader is busy preparing for a fight. this is totally not foreshadowing. not at all!
@kylelolcat: bruce lee manages to land a power combo ending in a helicopter kick, dealing 750 damage. 40% charged
Galactus isnt ON a planet, he EATS planets...he is just...flying around in his starship, chilling, haveing hearalds find planets to eat...then eats them, anyways, im pretty sure spartan only said that because i said what i did.
I get a giant magnifying glass above chuck and melt him with it.
I get out Haineko and shout out 'Howl, Haineko!". This causes the entire blade to turn into ash. I control the ash with the hilt and use the ash to create a tornado surrounding Chuck Norris.
