Hey everyone.This topic is for Russian Reversal jokes.So, let me begin:In Soviet Russia, the boat rows you!
Why do people use Soviet Russia for these jokes?
In Soviet Russia, those jokes still aren't funny!
In Soviet Russia, a baby makes an accident in the backseat.In America, an accident in the backseat makes a baby.
In Soviet Russia, Google searches you!In Soviet Russia, can drives you!In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you!Meh, these jokes can get kinda old.
In America, you can always find a party.In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!
In Soviet Russia, horse rides you...that sounded a lot cleaner in my head.
In Soviet Russia, you rob bank, but inCapitalist America, bank robs you!Hurray for Capitalism and it's completely elitist culture. (well, sort of.)
In soviet russia americas recent investments seem like a good idea!
In Soviet Russia, cows milk you!
In Soviet Russia, the chairs sit on you!In Soviet Russia, the dogs say 'meow' and the cats say 'woof'!In Soviet Russia, the meat cuts the butcher!
If pic doesn't work it still makes sense.In Soviet Russia Horse Rides You!
Wow you went all out to prove a point! in soviet russia that makes sense!
You should take a look at page one, Pablo. But in Soviet Russia, water drinks you.
Sorry, I had to do it, I already had the picture in my head.In Soviet Russia, You Fall On Rain!
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