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Roger721
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This game is a clean version of "i cant cause i gotta go to ____". Is simple:

Roger721: Want to play soccer?
User1: I can't because I got to sleep.

I got to can be "I got to go" too...

BE ADVICED THAT NO SPAM OR OFFENSIVE MATERIAL IS ALLOWED

The credits go to @spartandestroyer for having the original idea.

Let the game begin:

Hey. Do you want to play Minecraft?

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Turtelman1234
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Turtelman1234
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Nomad

I can't because I'm free- verse banning.

Wanna go do some cart-wheels off of stuff making it look really cool for a Youtube video?

Roger721
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Roger721
1,100 posts
Nomad

That would be awesome! But I can't. I don't know how to make cartwheels and I'm without my camera.

Wanna go free verse banning once again?

CommanderPaladin
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CommanderPaladin
1,531 posts
Nomad

I can't because I'm cleaning dirt.

Wanna go clone and ride a hyperactive zonkey?

Roger721
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Roger721
1,100 posts
Nomad

I can't. I'm trying to recreate King Kong and *hears loud bash* OMG! It's alive! RUN FOR YOUR LIVEEEZZZ!

*GRRAAWWW*

WANNA GO RUN OF A GIANT GORIL?- AAAGH *Gorilla Stomp*

Unkown
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Unkown
958 posts
Nomad

I can't because it's cooler to sit on the couch watching you be attacked by King Kong while eating popcorn as I am doing right now. Anyone wanna join me?

Roger721
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Roger721
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Nomad

I would like to, but I'm crushed right now... You received this message from the spiritual world!

Wanna go spook some people with my newly acquired ghostly form? You must be a ghost too!

Turtelman1234
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Turtelman1234
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Nomad

I can't because I've got to type a lab report that's due Tuesday but I want to turn it in on Monday.

Wanna help me type this?

Roger721
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Nomad

I can't. my laziness told me to not help you. HEY, LOOK! I'M ALIVE AGAIN!

Want to go to a cliff's edge to jump in celebration to my newly acquired life force?

R3LOAD
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R3LOAD
531 posts
Peasant

I can't because it's effort.

Want to sit down and do nothing?

CommanderPaladin
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CommanderPaladin
1,531 posts
Nomad

I can't because I'm doing something.

Wanna assess, assimilate and armatarize an apoplectic anteater?

Roger721
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Nomad

I can't. I'm seizing because of your A overusing.

Wanna go ask the yakkity yak y he is yelling at Yuri the Yawning Yiik?

CommanderPaladin
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Nomad

I'm seizing because of your A overusing.


Achievement Unlocked: Caused A Seize-Up. YESSS!

Wanna go ask the yakkity yak y he is yelling at Yuri the Yawning Yiik?


I can't, because I already know the answer.

Wanna bamboozle a blinking, blithering baboon?
Roger721
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Roger721
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I can't. I got measles from your B-overuse. How weird...

Wanna go find a farm full of friggin' FALs feed by Fire bullets?

CommanderPaladin
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CommanderPaladin
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Nomad

I got measles from your B-overuse.


Achievement Unlocked: Infector. Woo-Hoo!

I can't, 'cause I already know where it is.

Wanna commence to capture a crazy, cantankerous, corpulent, and copiously creepy crawfish?
xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
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Blacksmith

i cant because i have ten of them...

do you want to eat one of these fishes?

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