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Roger721
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This game is a clean version of "i cant cause i gotta go to ____". Is simple:

Roger721: Want to play soccer?
User1: I can't because I got to sleep.

I got to can be "I got to go" too...

BE ADVICED THAT NO SPAM OR OFFENSIVE MATERIAL IS ALLOWED

The credits go to @spartandestroyer for having the original idea.

Let the game begin:

Hey. Do you want to play Minecraft?

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Roger721
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I can't. I'm looking for a Monster Thickburger with lo-carb properties.

Wanna go munch a cellphone from Nokia?

CommanderPaladin
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Nomad

I can't, as I am trying to reduce my plastic intake.

Wanna go wheedle a weevil?

Roger721
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Nomad

I can't. I'm looking for these words on a dictionary.

Wnana tyr to rdea tish as I'm wtirng smeotinhg slmirai on aonthre ppleoe's pfrolie?

CommanderPaladin
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I can't. I'm desperately trying to control the brain hemorrhage brought on by the bad grammar there.

Want to question why we post here? (I don't)

crazyape
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Peasant

Actually, I do.....
Want to equip small, bikini-wearing, yoyo-eating primates with .36 megaton hand grenades?

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

I can't because I need to lower my blood pressure.

Want to eat live grenades?

macintot
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macintot
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I can't because I don't think I can reach the pedals and steer at the same time (not to mention I don't have my license yet).

Want to go back in time?

CommanderPaladin
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.36 megaton hand grenades?


Hey, if Riptizoid101 doesn't want them, I'll gladly take 'em! (cackles like mad scientist)

Want to question someone's sanity?
[I tell ya, I want to question my own sometimes...lol]
Roger721
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I can't because I'm poking a ninja with a swordfish.

Wanna go harvest videogames out of an apple pie?

crazyape
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Peasant

I can't 'cause I gotta go equip small, bikini-wearing, yoyo-eating primates with .36 grenades.

Wanna help me wif tat?

Roger721
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I can't. I'm building a time machine to try to take down King Kong from the top of Empire State in 1933. (IT HAPPUNED!)

Wanna go kick a snowball off a cliff and see if it lands on a warmed pool?

notinthepie3
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I cant because I gotta go stalk some celebrities (aw! don't be jealous!)

Wanna go sniff palm trees?

EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

I can't because I'm already licking maples.

Wanna spit into the wind?

Roger721
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Nomad

I can't. I'm trying to dodge a crazy laser beam that appeared on my living room. IT'S TRYING TO KILL ME!

Wanna go make paper gun, swing it inside a mall and laugh at the people that were scaried by that?

Roger721
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I can't. I'm trying to find a way to put a saw inside a birthday cake. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Wanna go eat a BMW?

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