It was dark. And cold. Cold like the void of space, or the stare I'm giving The Author.
I'm using my failed Creative Writing assignment. So what?
This is your return to AG after three weeks. People are expecting something good!
Well, the nickname for this could be Half *** Humanity. So sue me.
I think I will!
You can't. We're ethereal concept of forum games. Ethereal concepts can't sue.
Well, I can...walk out!
Just try it. You don't have legs.
Hmph. Good DAY, sir!
Huh. So he really can leave. Well, now I need a Narrator. I'll have to make do until one shows up...
In this game, you must survive on this island, explore the everywhere, uncover what happened to mankind and try to remember...just how the hell did I get here?
Character Sheet: Name/Gender-Obvious. You're free to put Other. Race: What part of this lovely rainbow of races are you? Details below Bio: Describe yourself. The more details, the better I can write the character how you want. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100(20x Body) MP: 50/50(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/200(40x Athlete) Strength:5--\\ Agility:5--- Redistrutable Mind:5-------/ Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Races(There's a lot of them...)
Cheezburgian: Cat people! Everyone loves cat people. Has a fondness for meat and heightened senses. Also, sharp utili-claws.
Youtubian: Cyborgs, of the Hollywood kind. Their diet is primarily fruit and they can sense metals. Godd tool-makers.
Chanian: Where's the love for the hulking ape-man? Eats veggies and gets extra strength and HP, equivalent to 2 extra points.
Trollix: Dragons! Except not as big and strong. Eats primarily grain and is attacked less by animals. Add in affinity breath, too!
Troper- Wise sages of the universe that contemplate stars, riddles and navels. Eats dairy food and has a near encyclopedic knowledge. Uses magic better, equivalent to 2 extra points of Mind.
Behemel- Religious Space Nazi Bears. Concept by Bluydee. Mostly eats Meats and Veggies. Easy for them to get team members and can sense affinities.
Syphronitzan- Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. I'm serious, this series has Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. Can sense danger and has a poisonous stinger. Concept by seVain5
Hyrin-Pern: Wolf people with a hyphenated name! More agile and better fighters, equivalent to 2 points of Agility. Immune to being drunk. Eats meat and grain. Concept by GhostSauce.
Collective: A race of less effective Cthulus. Eats grain and dairy. Proficient marksmen and great shelter builders.
Watermaids- Mermaids. No, not like Ariel from Little Mermaid, more like a siren. Swims well and can hold their breath for a long time. Consumes dairy and meat.
Balchean-Giant tough frogs with a Spartan culture. Can carry a lot and eats fruits and dairy. Immune to HP drain.
Important:
-HP is recovered with Primary/Secondary foods and medical plants like Aloe. -MP is restored with Primary/Secoindary food and energy plants like Coffee. -Stamina is restored with food. .Primary(One listed as what the species eats): 50/unit .Secondary(two under what you eat): 25/unit .Tertiary(unlisted): 10/unit -Sleeping restores all
-If you run out of Stamina, actions that use it cost HP -If you run out of MP, using magic costs stamina -If you run out of HP, you will faint or die depending on the reason.
Now, finally, an example sheet:
Name/Gender: John Jackson/Male Race: Cheezburgian Affinity-Unknown Bio- A cat who will never go down without a fight and is always ready for danger. He usually wears bluejeans, a T-shirt, working boots and leather gloves. Works as a whiskey brewer and often sails. Of the Norwegian Forest Cat breed. 6'3", Hazel eyes, blonde hair, built like a linebacker. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Strength: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Armor: Torn Clothes Tool: None ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Some example breeds for a few races:
Cheezburgian: Calico(White/Brown/Black, All Female), Manx(Brown, No Tail), Tabby(Various colors, Fat)
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 79/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 155/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Rock-on-a-stick(50%) Food: 8 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
I go to the counter trying to look like a creeper and order food.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
You enter the password again, open the locker, and...
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 79/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 155/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Rock-on-a-stick(50%) Food: 8 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
You walk over to the counter. The Creeper greats you...
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 79/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 155/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Rock-on-a-stick(50%) Food: 8 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
You open the command console and type in "unshow hats". This clears the hatvalanche and shows the deep portal to, presumably, all the references avaliable. Also, John disappeared, but he didn't die.
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 79/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 155/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Rock-on-a-stick(50%) Food: 8 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
You try to get a huge slab of meat, but it's not on your menu. Your menu is mostly bread, like what Trollixes are supposed to eat. HINT HINT.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
... lets head into the portal and see what the happens.(i play medic mostly, with a dash of pyro.)
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
You enter the portal and end up in the longest god**** hallway ever. On the lockers are the titles for various things to reference. It seems the "Fallout" one was recently opened, while the "Homestuck" one is unlocked. The "Team Fortress 2" one looks to have runneth over before you disabled hats.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
hmmm... can i pull out a medigun and a flaregun from the TF2 locker?
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
It looks like you can, refitted for use in this universe. Using either original would be near impossible for you, not the least of problems being the difference in art style affecting your physiology.
Hey, we're pretty much outside the fourth wall already...
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 195/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%) Food: 29 Units(Junk) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Bridget HP: 120/120 MP: 60/60 Stamina: 320/320 Body: 6 Athlete: 8 Mind: 6 Armor: Bridget's Trenchcoat Weapon: Bow & Arrows(90%): 50 Silver Arrows ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shelter: Ruined Hut
I attack it again while it is trying to transform. I then jump back.
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 195/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%) Food: 29 Units(Junk) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Bridget HP: 120/120 MP: 60/60 Stamina: 320/320 Body: 6 Athlete: 8 Mind: 6 Armor: Bridget's Trenchcoat Weapon: Bow & Arrows(90%): 50 Silver Arrows ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shelter: Ruined Hut
You attack the creature again, causing it to collapse on the ground. Once again, fur grows and singes along the wound. This transformation almost seems involuntary for him.
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 195/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%) Food: 29 Units(Junk) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Bridget HP: 120/120 MP: 60/60 Stamina: 320/320 Body: 6 Athlete: 8 Mind: 6 Armor: Bridget's Trenchcoat Weapon: Bow & Arrows(90%): 50 Silver Arrows ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shelter: Ruined Hut
I keep on attacking the werewolf so it doesn't have a chance to attack back.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
Talow: what forth wall. everyone else seems effected by it.
ok, look around and see what the hell is going on.
