It was dark. And cold. Cold like the void of space, or the stare I'm giving The Author.
I'm using my failed Creative Writing assignment. So what?
This is your return to AG after three weeks. People are expecting something good!
Well, the nickname for this could be Half *** Humanity. So sue me.
I think I will!
You can't. We're ethereal concept of forum games. Ethereal concepts can't sue.
Well, I can...walk out!
Just try it. You don't have legs.
Hmph. Good DAY, sir!
Huh. So he really can leave. Well, now I need a Narrator. I'll have to make do until one shows up...
In this game, you must survive on this island, explore the everywhere, uncover what happened to mankind and try to remember...just how the hell did I get here?
Character Sheet: Name/Gender-Obvious. You're free to put Other. Race: What part of this lovely rainbow of races are you? Details below Bio: Describe yourself. The more details, the better I can write the character how you want. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100(20x Body) MP: 50/50(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/200(40x Athlete) Strength:5--\\ Agility:5--- Redistrutable Mind:5-------/ Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Races(There's a lot of them...)
Cheezburgian: Cat people! Everyone loves cat people. Has a fondness for meat and heightened senses. Also, sharp utili-claws.
Youtubian: Cyborgs, of the Hollywood kind. Their diet is primarily fruit and they can sense metals. Godd tool-makers.
Chanian: Where's the love for the hulking ape-man? Eats veggies and gets extra strength and HP, equivalent to 2 extra points.
Trollix: Dragons! Except not as big and strong. Eats primarily grain and is attacked less by animals. Add in affinity breath, too!
Troper- Wise sages of the universe that contemplate stars, riddles and navels. Eats dairy food and has a near encyclopedic knowledge. Uses magic better, equivalent to 2 extra points of Mind.
Behemel- Religious Space Nazi Bears. Concept by Bluydee. Mostly eats Meats and Veggies. Easy for them to get team members and can sense affinities.
Syphronitzan- Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. I'm serious, this series has Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. Can sense danger and has a poisonous stinger. Concept by seVain5
Hyrin-Pern: Wolf people with a hyphenated name! More agile and better fighters, equivalent to 2 points of Agility. Immune to being drunk. Eats meat and grain. Concept by GhostSauce.
Collective: A race of less effective Cthulus. Eats grain and dairy. Proficient marksmen and great shelter builders.
Watermaids- Mermaids. No, not like Ariel from Little Mermaid, more like a siren. Swims well and can hold their breath for a long time. Consumes dairy and meat.
Balchean-Giant tough frogs with a Spartan culture. Can carry a lot and eats fruits and dairy. Immune to HP drain.
Important:
-HP is recovered with Primary/Secondary foods and medical plants like Aloe. -MP is restored with Primary/Secoindary food and energy plants like Coffee. -Stamina is restored with food. .Primary(One listed as what the species eats): 50/unit .Secondary(two under what you eat): 25/unit .Tertiary(unlisted): 10/unit -Sleeping restores all
-If you run out of Stamina, actions that use it cost HP -If you run out of MP, using magic costs stamina -If you run out of HP, you will faint or die depending on the reason.
Now, finally, an example sheet:
Name/Gender: John Jackson/Male Race: Cheezburgian Affinity-Unknown Bio- A cat who will never go down without a fight and is always ready for danger. He usually wears bluejeans, a T-shirt, working boots and leather gloves. Works as a whiskey brewer and often sails. Of the Norwegian Forest Cat breed. 6'3", Hazel eyes, blonde hair, built like a linebacker. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Strength: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Armor: Torn Clothes Tool: None ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Some example breeds for a few races:
Cheezburgian: Calico(White/Brown/Black, All Female), Manx(Brown, No Tail), Tabby(Various colors, Fat)
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
You take the CIAJ and Ivy Whip. Thinking about it, with all these references there's probably about 5000 different ways to combine items.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 79/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 205/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Rock-on-a-stick(50%) Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Garbage Can
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
You could, if the portal wasn't locked.
Maybe hitting dozens of switches was a BAD idea.
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 79/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 205/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Rock-on-a-stick(50%) Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Garbage Can
You walk to the store, and find not robots, but tons of cool guns! Also, there's a a weird pad in one corner with several attachments to it. You would go look, but the door is locked.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
"when in doubt, hit more switches!" i proceed to do that.
Name: Samir Duran Gender: M Race: Youtubians Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 40/40(20x Body) MP: 90/100(10x Mind) Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete) Body:2 Athlete:3 Mind:10 Armor: Body Plate(30%) Tool: 2 Units Crystal Light(Grade D) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Not-Marcus Luxuria HP: 60/60 MP: 149/150 Stamina: 80/80 Body:3 Athlete:2 Mind:15 Clothes: Alchemist's Robe(80%) Tool: Wizard Orb(90%) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shelter: Underground Safehouse
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 79/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 205/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Rock-on-a-stick(50%) Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Garbage Can
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
You hit more buttons, and fall though the floor. It appears that all of that fourth wall switchery tore a hole in the seam. You eventually land on top of the bunker you were in. Not on the ground above the bunker, literally where the ground should be on top of the bunker.
Name: Samir Duran Gender: M Race: Youtubians Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 40/40(20x Body) MP: 90/100(10x Mind) Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete) Body:2 Athlete:3 Mind:10 Armor: Body Plate(30%) Tool: 2 Units Crystal Light(Grade D) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Not-Marcus Luxuria HP: 60/60 MP: 149/150 Stamina: 80/80 Body:3 Athlete:2 Mind:15 Clothes: Alchemist's Robe(80%) Tool: Wizard Orb(90%) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shelter: Underground Safehouse
You climb up the ladder, and...
*You cannot comprehend the form of the noise!*
You climb through to...somewhere where you can see the top of the safehouse caves. All around you is a puke green everything, except for a Trollix(Talow) on top of a concrete structure.
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 74/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 185/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Rock-on-a-stick(50%) Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Garbage Can
*SMASH*
Welp, that solves that. Y'know, ignoring the glass.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 74/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 185/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Rock-on-a-stick(50%) Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Garbage Can
Name: Samir Duran Gender: M Race: Youtubians Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 40/40(20x Body) MP: 90/100(10x Mind) Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete) Body:2 Athlete:3 Mind:10 Armor: Body Plate(30%) Tool: 2 Units Crystal Light(Grade D) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Not-Marcus Luxuria HP: 60/60 MP: 149/150 Stamina: 80/80 Body:3 Athlete:2 Mind:15 Clothes: Alchemist's Robe(80%) Tool: Wizard Orb(90%) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shelter: Underground Safehouse
......... since i have no idea what is going on, find cover and take out the gun i found some time ago
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
No, you just fell through a seam. It happens.
OOW Narrator: See what happens when you don't have a Narrator?
You notice a Youtubian on a nearby piece of map!
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 74/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 185/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Rock-on-a-stick(50%) Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Garbage Can
You pull a random gun off the wall. It's a weird four-barreled pistol/shotgun thing marked "The Shortstop".
Name: Samir Duran Gender: M Race: Youtubians Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 40/40(20x Body) MP: 90/100(10x Mind) Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete) Body:2 Athlete:3 Mind:10 Armor: Body Plate(30%) Tool: Wizard Orb(90%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Not-Marcus Luxuria HP: 60/60 MP: 149/150 Stamina: 80/80 Body:3 Athlete:2 Mind:15 Clothes: Alchemist's Robe(80%) Tool: Wizard Orb(90%) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shelter: Underground Safehouse
Unfortunately, your weapons have been locked. You do, however, glitch a trade with your ally to get that nice, shiny orb. It doesn't remove her orb, though.
Name: Samir Duran Gender: M Race: Youtubians Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 40/40(20x Body) MP: 90/100(10x Mind) Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete) Body:2 Athlete:3 Mind:10 Armor: Body Plate(30%) Tool: Wizard Orb(90%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Not-Marcus Luxuria HP: 60/60 MP: 149/150 Stamina: 80/80 Body:3 Athlete:2 Mind:15 Clothes: Alchemist's Robe(80%) Tool: Wizard Orb(90%) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shelter: Underground Safehouse
anyways cast an AOE(area of effect) spell(like rain ice shards or something) at the trollix's location
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
Name: Samir Duran Gender: M Race: Youtubians Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 40/40(20x Body) MP: 90/100(10x Mind) Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete) Body:2 Athlete:3 Mind:10 Armor: Body Plate(30%) Tool: Wizard Orb(90%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Not-Marcus Luxuria HP: 60/60 MP: 149/150 Stamina: 80/80 Body:3 Athlete:2 Mind:15 Clothes: Alchemist's Robe(80%) Tool: Wizard Orb(90%) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shelter: Underground Safehouse
You try casting a spell, but the Trollix isn't hostile and friendly fire is off.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
You ask the question and get met by a hail of ice shards.
