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Kylelolcat
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It was dark. And cold. Cold like the void of space, or the stare I'm giving The Author.

I'm using my failed Creative Writing assignment. So what?

This is your return to AG after three weeks. People are expecting something good!

Well, the nickname for this could be Half *** Humanity. So sue me.

I think I will!

You can't. We're ethereal concept of forum games. Ethereal concepts can't sue.

Well, I can...walk out!

Just try it. You don't have legs.

Hmph. Good DAY, sir!

Huh. So he really can leave. Well, now I need a Narrator. I'll have to make do until one shows up...

In this game, you must survive on this island, explore the everywhere, uncover what happened to mankind and try to remember...just how the hell did I get here?

Character Sheet:
Name/Gender-Obvious. You're free to put Other.
Race: What part of this lovely rainbow of races are you? Details below
Bio: Describe yourself. The more details, the better I can write the character how you want.
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 100/100(20x Body)
MP: 50/50(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/200(40x Athlete)
Strength:5--\\
Agility:5--- Redistrutable
Mind:5-------/
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: None
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Team: None
Shelter: None

Races(There's a lot of them...)

Cheezburgian: Cat people! Everyone loves cat people. Has a fondness for meat and heightened senses. Also, sharp utili-claws.

Youtubian: Cyborgs, of the Hollywood kind. Their diet is primarily fruit and they can sense metals. Godd tool-makers.

Chanian: Where's the love for the hulking ape-man? Eats veggies and gets extra strength and HP, equivalent to 2 extra points.


Trollix: Dragons! Except not as big and strong. Eats primarily grain and is attacked less by animals. Add in affinity breath, too!

Troper- Wise sages of the universe that contemplate stars, riddles and navels. Eats dairy food and has a near encyclopedic knowledge. Uses magic better, equivalent to 2 extra points of Mind.

Behemel- Religious Space Nazi Bears. Concept by Bluydee. Mostly eats Meats and Veggies. Easy for them to get team members and can sense affinities.

Syphronitzan- Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. I'm serious, this series has Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. Can sense danger and has a poisonous stinger. Concept by seVain5

Hyrin-Pern: Wolf people with a hyphenated name! More agile and better fighters, equivalent to 2 points of Agility. Immune to being drunk. Eats meat and grain. Concept by GhostSauce.

Collective: A race of less effective Cthulus. Eats grain and dairy. Proficient marksmen and great shelter builders.

Watermaids- Mermaids. No, not like Ariel from Little Mermaid, more like a siren. Swims well and can hold their breath for a long time. Consumes dairy and meat.

Balchean-Giant tough frogs with a Spartan culture. Can carry a lot and eats fruits and dairy. Immune to HP drain.

Important:

-HP is recovered with Primary/Secondary foods and medical plants like Aloe.
-MP is restored with Primary/Secoindary food and energy plants like Coffee.
-Stamina is restored with food.
.Primary(One listed as what the species eats): 50/unit
.Secondary(two under what you eat): 25/unit
.Tertiary(unlisted): 10/unit
-Sleeping restores all

-If you run out of Stamina, actions that use it cost HP
-If you run out of MP, using magic costs stamina
-If you run out of HP, you will faint or die depending on the reason.

Now, finally, an example sheet:

Name/Gender: John Jackson/Male
Race: Cheezburgian
Affinity-Unknown
Bio- A cat who will never go down without a fight and is always ready for danger. He usually wears bluejeans, a T-shirt, working boots and leather gloves. Works as a whiskey brewer and often sails. Of the Norwegian Forest Cat breed. 6'3", Hazel eyes, blonde hair, built like a linebacker.
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HP: 100/100
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 200/200
Strength: 5
Athlete: 5
Mind: 5
Armor: Torn Clothes
Tool: None
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Team: None
Shelter: None

Some example breeds for a few races:

Cheezburgian: Calico(White/Brown/Black, All Female), Manx(Brown, No Tail), Tabby(Various colors, Fat)

Youtubian: Microsoul(Black, Fun-loving), Macintosh(White, Artistic), Linus(Beige, Serious)

Trollix: Ruby (Red, Fire attribute), Blood(Blood Red, Chaos attribute), Obsidian(Black, Dark attribute)

Watermaids: Naga (Green/Blue, more snake-like), Siren (Black, more shark-like), Mermaid (White, more fish-like)

Syphronitzan: Bark (Light Tan, Club-like tail), Bloodtail (Red, Blood-sucking tail)[/i]

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StormDragon
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Peasant

I need an update again.

Kylelolcat
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Name:Shirana
Gender:F
Race:Hyrin-Pern
Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern)
Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle.
Affinity:Unknown
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HP: 90/100
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 195/200
Body:5
Athlete:7
Mind:5
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%)
Food: 29 Units(Junk)
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Team:
Bridget
HP: 120/120
MP: 60/60
Stamina: 320/320
Body: 6
Athlete: 8
Mind: 6
Armor: Bridget's Trenchcoat
Weapon: Bow & Arrows(90%): 50 Silver Arrows
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Shelter: Ruined Hut

You easily sneak past the werewolves. It looks like that break in the world's seam is getting bigger...you can hear the sounds of fire and gunfire from within.

Name: Samir Duran
Gender: M
Race: Youtubians
Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 40/40(20x Body)
MP: 90/100(10x Mind)
Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete)
Body:2
Athlete:3
Mind:10
Armor: Body Plate(30%)
Tool: Wizard Orb(90%)
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Team:
Not-Marcus Luxuria
HP: 60/60
MP: 149/150
Stamina: 80/80
Body:3
Athlete:2
Mind:15
Clothes: Alchemist's Robe(80%)
Tool: Wizard Orb(90%)
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Shelter: Underground Safehouse

You put out the Narrator and get the Infernal medicine achievment!

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 59/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
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Shelter: none

KLC: Ironically, I just took out a Spy in TF2 3 times with a Syringe Gun...while he was disguised as me.

It turns out it really was a spy!

Sorry I'm late guys, someone had a Your Eternal Reward.

Bluydee
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Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 185/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: Garbage Can

The way I didn't get in.

sonicheroes95
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Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 59/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
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Shelter: none

grr... that's it. doctor assisted homicide time! *starts healing KLC, and ubers(invulable to all damage style) him*

Kylelolcat
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Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 185/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: Garbage Can

You walk forward, and fall into an inexplicable rift in the seams! Where the crap did this come from?

You land in the middle of werid void space, with some people in various Team Fortress outfits shooting at each other. You are a Heavy.

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 59/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
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Shelter: none

KLC: I! AM! BULLETPROOOOF!!

KLC mows down several random enemies with the invulnerability! However, Sketch Cat is holding the point.

sonicheroes95
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Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 59/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
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Shelter: none

is there an edge near by? or a pit or something?

Bluydee
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Nomad

Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 185/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: Garbage Can

I get my fists and shoot people with an invisible gun with overpowered force.

Kylelolcat
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Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 59/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
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Shelter: none

Yeah, but SC is floating.

Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 185/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: Garbage Can

You shoot the weird sketch thing on the point, killing it instantly.

Bluydee
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Nomad

Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 185/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: Garbage Can

I then go blast people while yelling, "KILLING YOU IS FULL TIME JOB!"

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 59/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
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Shelter: none

... new plan, can i cast gravity?

Kylelolcat
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Nomad

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 59/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
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Shelter: none

I don't believe Gravity is in teh Medic loadout.

*smack*

Alright, alright! You cast Gravity and pin Sketch Cat against the ground,

Kylelolcat
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Nomad

Didn't see you.

Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 185/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: Garbage Can

You blow up some more random dudes and chase the sketch away!

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 59/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
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Shelter: none

"does it hurt when i do this?" *proceeds to shove a crap ton of syringes into him using the syringe gun.

Kylelolcat
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Nomad

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 59/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Shelter: none

You fill Sketch Cat with syringes, forcing his escape! Again!

Bluydee
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Bluydee
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Nomad

Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 185/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: Garbage Can

I hug random people.

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