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Kylelolcat
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Nomad

It was dark. And cold. Cold like the void of space, or the stare I'm giving The Author.

I'm using my failed Creative Writing assignment. So what?

This is your return to AG after three weeks. People are expecting something good!

Well, the nickname for this could be Half *** Humanity. So sue me.

I think I will!

You can't. We're ethereal concept of forum games. Ethereal concepts can't sue.

Well, I can...walk out!

Just try it. You don't have legs.

Hmph. Good DAY, sir!

Huh. So he really can leave. Well, now I need a Narrator. I'll have to make do until one shows up...

In this game, you must survive on this island, explore the everywhere, uncover what happened to mankind and try to remember...just how the hell did I get here?

Character Sheet:
Name/Gender-Obvious. You're free to put Other.
Race: What part of this lovely rainbow of races are you? Details below
Bio: Describe yourself. The more details, the better I can write the character how you want.
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 100/100(20x Body)
MP: 50/50(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/200(40x Athlete)
Strength:5--\\
Agility:5--- Redistrutable
Mind:5-------/
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: None
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Team: None
Shelter: None

Races(There's a lot of them...)

Cheezburgian: Cat people! Everyone loves cat people. Has a fondness for meat and heightened senses. Also, sharp utili-claws.

Youtubian: Cyborgs, of the Hollywood kind. Their diet is primarily fruit and they can sense metals. Godd tool-makers.

Chanian: Where's the love for the hulking ape-man? Eats veggies and gets extra strength and HP, equivalent to 2 extra points.


Trollix: Dragons! Except not as big and strong. Eats primarily grain and is attacked less by animals. Add in affinity breath, too!

Troper- Wise sages of the universe that contemplate stars, riddles and navels. Eats dairy food and has a near encyclopedic knowledge. Uses magic better, equivalent to 2 extra points of Mind.

Behemel- Religious Space Nazi Bears. Concept by Bluydee. Mostly eats Meats and Veggies. Easy for them to get team members and can sense affinities.

Syphronitzan- Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. I'm serious, this series has Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. Can sense danger and has a poisonous stinger. Concept by seVain5

Hyrin-Pern: Wolf people with a hyphenated name! More agile and better fighters, equivalent to 2 points of Agility. Immune to being drunk. Eats meat and grain. Concept by GhostSauce.

Collective: A race of less effective Cthulus. Eats grain and dairy. Proficient marksmen and great shelter builders.

Watermaids- Mermaids. No, not like Ariel from Little Mermaid, more like a siren. Swims well and can hold their breath for a long time. Consumes dairy and meat.

Balchean-Giant tough frogs with a Spartan culture. Can carry a lot and eats fruits and dairy. Immune to HP drain.

Important:

-HP is recovered with Primary/Secondary foods and medical plants like Aloe.
-MP is restored with Primary/Secoindary food and energy plants like Coffee.
-Stamina is restored with food.
.Primary(One listed as what the species eats): 50/unit
.Secondary(two under what you eat): 25/unit
.Tertiary(unlisted): 10/unit
-Sleeping restores all

-If you run out of Stamina, actions that use it cost HP
-If you run out of MP, using magic costs stamina
-If you run out of HP, you will faint or die depending on the reason.

Now, finally, an example sheet:

Name/Gender: John Jackson/Male
Race: Cheezburgian
Affinity-Unknown
Bio- A cat who will never go down without a fight and is always ready for danger. He usually wears bluejeans, a T-shirt, working boots and leather gloves. Works as a whiskey brewer and often sails. Of the Norwegian Forest Cat breed. 6'3", Hazel eyes, blonde hair, built like a linebacker.
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HP: 100/100
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 200/200
Strength: 5
Athlete: 5
Mind: 5
Armor: Torn Clothes
Tool: None
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Team: None
Shelter: None

Some example breeds for a few races:

Cheezburgian: Calico(White/Brown/Black, All Female), Manx(Brown, No Tail), Tabby(Various colors, Fat)

Youtubian: Microsoul(Black, Fun-loving), Macintosh(White, Artistic), Linus(Beige, Serious)

Trollix: Ruby (Red, Fire attribute), Blood(Blood Red, Chaos attribute), Obsidian(Black, Dark attribute)

Watermaids: Naga (Green/Blue, more snake-like), Siren (Black, more shark-like), Mermaid (White, more fish-like)

Syphronitzan: Bark (Light Tan, Club-like tail), Bloodtail (Red, Blood-sucking tail)[/i]

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Bluydee
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Bluydee
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Nomad

Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 185/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Rock-on-a-stick(50%)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: Garbage Can


I shoot the wall.

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 59/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
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Shelter: none

... can i pull a sword or something out of hammerspace? please?

Kylelolcat
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Kylelolcat
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Nomad

Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 185/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Rock-on-a-stick(50%)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: Garbage Can

You shoot the wall, knocking several guns down.

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 59/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
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Shelter: none

Unfortunately, your equipment is locked and you don't have the mana for Summon Sword.

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 59/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
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Shelter: none

Dolt! "hey, i didn't mean any harm! i just want to know where i am!"

StormDragon
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StormDragon
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Peasant

Name:Shirana
Gender:F
Race:Hyrin-Pern
Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern)
Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle.
Affinity:Unknown
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HP: 90/100
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 195/200
Body:5
Athlete:7
Mind:5
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%)
Food: 29 Units(Junk)
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Team:
Bridget
HP: 120/120
MP: 60/60
Stamina: 320/320
Body: 6
Athlete: 8
Mind: 6
Armor: Bridget's Trenchcoat
Weapon: Bow & Arrows(90%): 50 Silver Arrows
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Shelter: Ruined Hut

"I'll keep that in mind for next time."

rick073
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rick073
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Peasant

Name: Samir Duran
Gender: M
Race: Youtubians
Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 40/40(20x Body)
MP: 90/100(10x Mind)
Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete)
Body:2
Athlete:3
Mind:10
Armor: Body Plate(30%)
Tool: Wizard Orb(90%)
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Team:
Not-Marcus Luxuria
HP: 60/60
MP: 149/150
Stamina: 80/80
Body:3
Athlete:2
Mind:15
Clothes: Alchemist's Robe(80%)
Tool: Wizard Orb(90%)
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Shelter: Underground Safehouse

"i was gonna ask you that"

Bluydee
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Bluydee
3,426 posts
Nomad

Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 185/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Rock-on-a-stick(50%)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: Garbage Can

i TAKE THE BIGGEST GUN.

Kylelolcat
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Kylelolcat
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Nomad

Talow and Duran are talking...

Name:Shirana
Gender:F
Race:Hyrin-Pern
Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern)
Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle.
Affinity:Unknown
--------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 90/100
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 195/200
Body:5
Athlete:7
Mind:5
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%)
Food: 29 Units(Junk)
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Team:
Bridget
HP: 120/120
MP: 60/60
Stamina: 320/320
Body: 6
Athlete: 8
Mind: 6
Armor: Bridget's Trenchcoat
Weapon: Bow & Arrows(90%): 50 Silver Arrows
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Shelter: Ruined Hut

Bridget: Come. We need to go deeper.

You move into the cave and walk a short ways in darkness before your night vision starts working. You see a couple of guards at a door.

"Oh hey, you're the chick who took care of the deadbeat outside fro a smoke. Thanks for that."

Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 185/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(100%)-500 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: Garbage Can

You pick up a modified SAW to be lighter, more durable, fire bigger rounds faster, and be much more glitzy. It's sitting with 500 rounds worth of feed belts next to it.

Bluydee
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Bluydee
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Nomad

Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 185/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(100%)-500 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: Garbage Can

I take that, then stuff whatever else I can in to various parts of my clothes.

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 59/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Shelter: none

"all i know is that i somehow messed with waht seems to be.. if i had to guess, the space time of this reality by pressing random buttons."

rick073
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rick073
2,754 posts
Peasant

Name: Samir Duran
Gender: M
Race: Youtubians
Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 40/40(20x Body)
MP: 90/100(10x Mind)
Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete)
Body:2
Athlete:3
Mind:10
Armor: Body Plate(30%)
Tool: Wizard Orb(90%)
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Team:
Not-Marcus Luxuria
HP: 60/60
MP: 149/150
Stamina: 80/80
Body:3
Athlete:2
Mind:15
Clothes: Alchemist's Robe(80%)
Tool: Wizard Orb(90%)
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Shelter: Underground Safehouse

...... "try shooting the buttons"

Kylelolcat
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Kylelolcat
4,813 posts
Nomad

Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 185/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(100%)-500 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: Garbage Can

Unfortunately, you can't take any of the other stuff if you have the SAW.

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 59/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Shelter: none

Name: Samir Duran
Gender: M
Race: Youtubians
Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 40/40(20x Body)
MP: 90/100(10x Mind)
Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete)
Body:2
Athlete:3
Mind:10
Armor: Body Plate(30%)
Tool: Wizard Orb(90%)
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Team:
Not-Marcus Luxuria
HP: 60/60
MP: 149/150
Stamina: 80/80
Body:3
Athlete:2
Mind:15
Clothes: Alchemist's Robe(80%)
Tool: Wizard Orb(90%)
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Shelter: Underground Safehouse

Well, you use a Physical Needle on the panel, and reality rewinds a few posts your you both to before all this button mashing. Duran is back on the ladder, and Talow is in the Dev Room's References Section.

StormDragon
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Peasant

Name:Shirana
Gender:F
Race:Hyrin-Pern
Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern)
Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle.
Affinity:Unknown
--------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 90/100
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 195/200
Body:5
Athlete:7
Mind:5
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%)
Food: 29 Units(Junk)
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Team:
Bridget
HP: 120/120
MP: 60/60
Stamina: 320/320
Body: 6
Athlete: 8
Mind: 6
Armor: Bridget's Trenchcoat
Weapon: Bow & Arrows(90%): 50 Silver Arrows
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Shelter: Ruined Hut

I smile and try to go buy the guards.

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 59/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Shelter: none

"why is it reality is so warpped around me?... also, shut up random voice in my head"

Demyx Nove: make me!

Kylelolcat
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Kylelolcat
4,813 posts
Nomad

Name:Shirana
Gender:F
Race:Hyrin-Pern
Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern)
Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle.
Affinity:Unknown
--------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 90/100
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 195/200
Body:5
Athlete:7
Mind:5
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%)
Food: 29 Units(Junk)
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Team:
Bridget
HP: 120/120
MP: 60/60
Stamina: 320/320
Body: 6
Athlete: 8
Mind: 6
Armor: Bridget's Trenchcoat
Weapon: Bow & Arrows(90%): 50 Silver Arrows
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Shelter: Ruined Hut

You both try to just walk past, but get stopped.

"Hey! I didn't say you could go in, I was just thanking you. We're still Crescent Tribe, so we still have to kill you."

All of a sudden, the map seam below the guard splits and he falls into the void, screaming all the way! Huh. Not something you see every day. Bridget stabs the other guard in the head with an arrow, then dumps the body in the seam.

Bridget: That was odd. Let us hope the scream didn't stir the guards.

You open the door and sneak in. All the werewolves seem to be in little groups in various states between Human and Wolf. An oddly relaxing gas is filling the room, startling Bridget to cover her mouth.

Bridget: Cover your mouth! That gas will get you high.

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 59/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Shelter: none

THAT IS FROM YOUR BEING OUTSIDE THE FOURTH WALL, MORTAL.

Oh no, not this ****, not now...

SO, THIS IS THE MORTAL WHOM HAS INFILTRATED MY PERSONAL PLAYGROUND? I'M DISSAPOINTED. I EXPECTED A TWISTED GENIUS, NOT A LIZARD.

A face that can only be described as a crappy 2D sketch of the face of a cat materializes in mid-air!

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