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Kylelolcat
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It was dark. And cold. Cold like the void of space, or the stare I'm giving The Author.

I'm using my failed Creative Writing assignment. So what?

This is your return to AG after three weeks. People are expecting something good!

Well, the nickname for this could be Half *** Humanity. So sue me.

I think I will!

You can't. We're ethereal concept of forum games. Ethereal concepts can't sue.

Well, I can...walk out!

Just try it. You don't have legs.

Hmph. Good DAY, sir!

Huh. So he really can leave. Well, now I need a Narrator. I'll have to make do until one shows up...

In this game, you must survive on this island, explore the everywhere, uncover what happened to mankind and try to remember...just how the hell did I get here?

Character Sheet:
Name/Gender-Obvious. You're free to put Other.
Race: What part of this lovely rainbow of races are you? Details below
Bio: Describe yourself. The more details, the better I can write the character how you want.
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 100/100(20x Body)
MP: 50/50(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/200(40x Athlete)
Strength:5--\\
Agility:5--- Redistrutable
Mind:5-------/
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: None
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Team: None
Shelter: None

Races(There's a lot of them...)

Cheezburgian: Cat people! Everyone loves cat people. Has a fondness for meat and heightened senses. Also, sharp utili-claws.

Youtubian: Cyborgs, of the Hollywood kind. Their diet is primarily fruit and they can sense metals. Godd tool-makers.

Chanian: Where's the love for the hulking ape-man? Eats veggies and gets extra strength and HP, equivalent to 2 extra points.


Trollix: Dragons! Except not as big and strong. Eats primarily grain and is attacked less by animals. Add in affinity breath, too!

Troper- Wise sages of the universe that contemplate stars, riddles and navels. Eats dairy food and has a near encyclopedic knowledge. Uses magic better, equivalent to 2 extra points of Mind.

Behemel- Religious Space Nazi Bears. Concept by Bluydee. Mostly eats Meats and Veggies. Easy for them to get team members and can sense affinities.

Syphronitzan- Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. I'm serious, this series has Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. Can sense danger and has a poisonous stinger. Concept by seVain5

Hyrin-Pern: Wolf people with a hyphenated name! More agile and better fighters, equivalent to 2 points of Agility. Immune to being drunk. Eats meat and grain. Concept by GhostSauce.

Collective: A race of less effective Cthulus. Eats grain and dairy. Proficient marksmen and great shelter builders.

Watermaids- Mermaids. No, not like Ariel from Little Mermaid, more like a siren. Swims well and can hold their breath for a long time. Consumes dairy and meat.

Balchean-Giant tough frogs with a Spartan culture. Can carry a lot and eats fruits and dairy. Immune to HP drain.

Important:

-HP is recovered with Primary/Secondary foods and medical plants like Aloe.
-MP is restored with Primary/Secoindary food and energy plants like Coffee.
-Stamina is restored with food.
.Primary(One listed as what the species eats): 50/unit
.Secondary(two under what you eat): 25/unit
.Tertiary(unlisted): 10/unit
-Sleeping restores all

-If you run out of Stamina, actions that use it cost HP
-If you run out of MP, using magic costs stamina
-If you run out of HP, you will faint or die depending on the reason.

Now, finally, an example sheet:

Name/Gender: John Jackson/Male
Race: Cheezburgian
Affinity-Unknown
Bio- A cat who will never go down without a fight and is always ready for danger. He usually wears bluejeans, a T-shirt, working boots and leather gloves. Works as a whiskey brewer and often sails. Of the Norwegian Forest Cat breed. 6'3", Hazel eyes, blonde hair, built like a linebacker.
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HP: 100/100
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 200/200
Strength: 5
Athlete: 5
Mind: 5
Armor: Torn Clothes
Tool: None
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Team: None
Shelter: None

Some example breeds for a few races:

Cheezburgian: Calico(White/Brown/Black, All Female), Manx(Brown, No Tail), Tabby(Various colors, Fat)

Youtubian: Microsoul(Black, Fun-loving), Macintosh(White, Artistic), Linus(Beige, Serious)

Trollix: Ruby (Red, Fire attribute), Blood(Blood Red, Chaos attribute), Obsidian(Black, Dark attribute)

Watermaids: Naga (Green/Blue, more snake-like), Siren (Black, more shark-like), Mermaid (White, more fish-like)

Syphronitzan: Bark (Light Tan, Club-like tail), Bloodtail (Red, Blood-sucking tail)[/i]

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Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770)
Race:Youtubian
Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him.
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 80/80
MP: 80/80
Stamina: 120/120
Strength:4--\\\\\\\\
Agility:3--- Redistrutable
Mind:8-------/
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: None
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Team: None
Shelter: None

fixed

Kylelolcat
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Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770)
Race:Youtubian
Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him.
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 80/80
MP: 80/80
Stamina: 120/120
Body:4
Athlete:3
Mind:8
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: None
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Team: None
Shelter: None

I'm trying to remember, but I'm trying to figure out if there was more than one person with a "Loco" name. Who was your character? I remember those more.

You come to on a stand in some sort of conference room. The condition of the room suggests that it's been unused for a while. There are indentations in the wall, with the inner part being dark white. The desk is covered in various papers in some odd language made from mostly straight characters. On one paper is language that seems to use the same character formations as the odd language, but you could read since it's in the more flowing, curved Cheezburgian Handscript. An obsolete video rig is next to the stand, with an external projector hooked up to a Claptrap-style computer and aimed at a white screen.

loco5
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Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770)
Race:Youtubian
Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him.
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 80/80
MP: 80/80
Stamina: 120/120
Body:4
Athlete:3
Mind:8
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: None
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Team: None
Shelter: None

i don't remember my other characters, that was a long time ago, but wolf armtar, always youtubian, and locoace3


i take up the papers, look at them and a question mark comes up on my screen

then goes back to the neutral face (2 eyes and a mouth)

i also examine the rig

sonicheroes95
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ya missed me! *proceeds to look at the sky.*

Bluydee
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Nomad

And me.

Kylelolcat
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Oh wow.

Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 180/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: Garbage Can

You have now entered the state you shouldn't mess with: Texas!

OOW Narrator: How would they even know abou-

Shut it.


Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 30/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 70/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
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Shelter: none

With the power of teamwork, yes you can!

OOW Narrator: What happened to that technical speiel you had for this?

I fell on hardwood and injured my spine. It kinda drained my creative output.


Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770)
Race:Youtubian
Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him.
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 80/80
MP: 80/80
Stamina: 120/120
Body:4
Athlete:3
Mind:8
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: None
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Team: None
Shelter: None

You examine the papers and add "Unknown Launguage" to your literacy logs. If you so choose, you could read this. You might not understand it right away, but you can read it.

The rig seems to be set up to show something to the whole room. These devices must have been made after rechargable Lithium batteries were made and before long-lasting Narrativium batteries were created since it's out of power and does not appear to be a thousand years old. The whole rig is plugged into a power strip with steel pronged plugs, and said strip connects to the wall.

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Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 30/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: P: M16: 100 5.56 rounds
S: Quick-fixer?
M:giant key?

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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 70/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
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Shelter: none

umm can i add primary secondary and melee?

and i use the quick fixer on john.

Bluydee
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Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 180/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: Garbage Can

I beat people to death.

Kylelolcat
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Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 30/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: Quick Fix(95%): 7% Powerburst
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
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Shelter: none

You need Combat Training in order to do so.

You equip the Quick Fix and heal John for 70 HP, charging your Powerburst 7%!

Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 180/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: None

What people?

loco5
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Peasant

Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770)
Race:Youtubian
Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him.
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 80/80
MP: 80/80
Stamina: 120/120
Body:4
Athlete:3
Mind:8
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: None
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Team: None
Shelter: None

press da butt0ns!

a derp face comes up on my moniter

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 30/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: Quick Fix(95%): 7% Powerburst
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
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Shelter: none

"hey john, where can i get combat training?" i use the quick fixer on myself now...

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Peasant

Name:Shirana
Gender:F
Race:Hyrin-Pern
Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern)
Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle.
Affinity:Unknown
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HP: 90/100
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 195/200
Body:5
Athlete:7
Mind:5
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%)
Food: 29 Units(Junk)
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Team:
Bridget
HP: 120/120
MP: 60/60
Stamina: 320/320
Body: 6
Athlete: 8
Mind: 6
Armor: Bridget's Trenchcoat
Weapon: Bow & Arrows(90%): 50 Silver Arrows
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Shelter: Ruined Hut

No need to loot then. Lets find the hall where the alph'a room will be.

Kylelolcat
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Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770)
Race:Youtubian
Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him.
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 80/80
MP: 80/80
Stamina: 120/120
Body:4
Athlete:3
Mind:8
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: None
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Team: None
Shelter: None

Nothing happens except for giving you a desire for muffins.

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 30/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: Quick Fix(95%): 7% Powerburst
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
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Shelter: none

Mediguns don't work that way.

John: We'd have to find somewhere that teaches it. I might be able to give you basics is we had a firing range.

Name:Shirana
Gender:F
Race:Hyrin-Pern
Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern)
Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle.
Affinity:Unknown
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HP: 90/100
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 195/200
Body:5
Athlete:7
Mind:5
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%)
Food: 29 Units(Junk)
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Team:
Bridget
HP: 120/120
MP: 60/60
Stamina: 320/320
Body: 6
Athlete: 8
Mind: 6
Armor: Bridget's Trenchcoat
Weapon: Bow & Arrows(90%): 50 Silver Arrows
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Shelter: Ruined Hut

You enter the Alpha's hall. There are three unmarked doors, with the sound of running water from one.

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Peasant

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 30/60(20x Body)
MP: 20/60(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: Quick Fix(95%): 7% Powerburst
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Team:
John Jackson
HP: 140/140
MP: 70/70
Stamina: 260/280
Body: 7
Athlete: 6
Mind: 7
Clothes: John's Work Clothes
Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Shelter: none

"john, use this medigun on me please." i hand john the quick fixer and have him heal me.

Bluydee
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Bluydee
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Nomad

Name: Atlas
Gender: M
Race: Trollix
Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator...
Affinity- Will be found out in game
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 74/120
MP: 30/30
Stamina: 180/240
Body: 6
Athlete: 6
Mind: 3
Clothes: Deer Fur(70%)
Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts)
Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary])
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Team: None
Shelter: None

People I see.

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