It was dark. And cold. Cold like the void of space, or the stare I'm giving The Author.
I'm using my failed Creative Writing assignment. So what?
This is your return to AG after three weeks. People are expecting something good!
Well, the nickname for this could be Half *** Humanity. So sue me.
I think I will!
You can't. We're ethereal concept of forum games. Ethereal concepts can't sue.
Well, I can...walk out!
Just try it. You don't have legs.
Hmph. Good DAY, sir!
Huh. So he really can leave. Well, now I need a Narrator. I'll have to make do until one shows up...
In this game, you must survive on this island, explore the everywhere, uncover what happened to mankind and try to remember...just how the hell did I get here?
Character Sheet: Name/Gender-Obvious. You're free to put Other. Race: What part of this lovely rainbow of races are you? Details below Bio: Describe yourself. The more details, the better I can write the character how you want. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100(20x Body) MP: 50/50(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/200(40x Athlete) Strength:5--\\ Agility:5--- Redistrutable Mind:5-------/ Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Races(There's a lot of them...)
Cheezburgian: Cat people! Everyone loves cat people. Has a fondness for meat and heightened senses. Also, sharp utili-claws.
Youtubian: Cyborgs, of the Hollywood kind. Their diet is primarily fruit and they can sense metals. Godd tool-makers.
Chanian: Where's the love for the hulking ape-man? Eats veggies and gets extra strength and HP, equivalent to 2 extra points.
Trollix: Dragons! Except not as big and strong. Eats primarily grain and is attacked less by animals. Add in affinity breath, too!
Troper- Wise sages of the universe that contemplate stars, riddles and navels. Eats dairy food and has a near encyclopedic knowledge. Uses magic better, equivalent to 2 extra points of Mind.
Behemel- Religious Space Nazi Bears. Concept by Bluydee. Mostly eats Meats and Veggies. Easy for them to get team members and can sense affinities.
Syphronitzan- Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. I'm serious, this series has Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. Can sense danger and has a poisonous stinger. Concept by seVain5
Hyrin-Pern: Wolf people with a hyphenated name! More agile and better fighters, equivalent to 2 points of Agility. Immune to being drunk. Eats meat and grain. Concept by GhostSauce.
Collective: A race of less effective Cthulus. Eats grain and dairy. Proficient marksmen and great shelter builders.
Watermaids- Mermaids. No, not like Ariel from Little Mermaid, more like a siren. Swims well and can hold their breath for a long time. Consumes dairy and meat.
Balchean-Giant tough frogs with a Spartan culture. Can carry a lot and eats fruits and dairy. Immune to HP drain.
Important:
-HP is recovered with Primary/Secondary foods and medical plants like Aloe. -MP is restored with Primary/Secoindary food and energy plants like Coffee. -Stamina is restored with food. .Primary(One listed as what the species eats): 50/unit .Secondary(two under what you eat): 25/unit .Tertiary(unlisted): 10/unit -Sleeping restores all
-If you run out of Stamina, actions that use it cost HP -If you run out of MP, using magic costs stamina -If you run out of HP, you will faint or die depending on the reason.
Now, finally, an example sheet:
Name/Gender: John Jackson/Male Race: Cheezburgian Affinity-Unknown Bio- A cat who will never go down without a fight and is always ready for danger. He usually wears bluejeans, a T-shirt, working boots and leather gloves. Works as a whiskey brewer and often sails. Of the Norwegian Forest Cat breed. 6'3", Hazel eyes, blonde hair, built like a linebacker. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Strength: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Armor: Torn Clothes Tool: None ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Some example breeds for a few races:
Cheezburgian: Calico(White/Brown/Black, All Female), Manx(Brown, No Tail), Tabby(Various colors, Fat)
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
You exit the conference room to find what look like cattle pens hooked up with office tech. This brings you to two conclusions: Either they hired cattle to do people work or they treated people like cattle.
ame/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Quick Fix(65%): 25% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
Syringe gun constructed! This one came out at 30% durability, though.
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 44/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 180/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts) Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
You climb up the pole, grab a spark, get shocked and fall off. You avoid fall damage by a convenient gust of hot air.
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 44/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 180/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts) Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 120/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 240/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts) Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
You just sorta faint on the ground. You wake up an hour later on fire. Something flammable came from the dock-thing, and it leaked onto you. It feels nice.
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
a picture of a cow mooing (on my screen) w/ question mark
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
You try to call out, but you can't. A quick diagnostic tell you that your voice logs have been deleted. Just as well, considering the weird text back there whatever lives here probably speaks some weird language that constantly contradicts its own rules. However, you hear some canned voices from a loudspeaker. It's hard to tell what the voice belongs to, since the voice canning distorts the voice too much. It sounds like:
"Hey, 2270 prototype? You awake? If so, get your metal butt over to one of the comps. I'll help you talk right."
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
You try to call out, but you can't. A quick diagnostic tell you that your voice logs have been deleted. Just as well, considering the weird text back there whatever lives here probably speaks some weird language that constantly contradicts its own rules. However, you hear some canned voices from a loudspeaker. It's hard to tell what the voice belongs to, since the voice canning distorts the voice too much. It sounds like:
*book chute (if you played old world blues)* "i smell...sedition"
he goes over to the voice "Ah a communist! oh wait that's just a plate"
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Well, that's not what I was going, but OK, let's go with New Vegas references.
"Greetings robotic citizen! Please go across the room to the book chute for robots! This is for patriotic American citizens, not robots!"
Another canned voice calls out...
"QUIT PLAYING WITH THE BOOK CHUTE. WE HAVE SOUND FILES TO GIVE YOU."
ame/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Quick Fix(65%): 25% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
right... keep the medigun on John, and have him open yet another door.
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 120/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 240/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts) Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 120/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 240/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts) Food: 18 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
You do a little dance, putting out the fire.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Quick Fix(65%): 25% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
For once, opening a door doesn't result in a trap. This door actually leads to a hallway.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Quick Fix(65%): 25% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
"you first, since i can heal you and you can't heal me."
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
i couldn't help but, old world blues was teh first fallout DLC i've played :3 and it was fun
*quietly* "but i have the cage and bag of molerats you wanted"
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Quick Fix(65%): 25% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
You walk down the hallway, and nearly get shot by a shotgun mounted to the wall! Seriously, what is with all these traps?
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Yeah, it's a fun DLC. Honest Hearts is fun too, Dead Money is really hard though.
You would say that, but you still can't talk. At all.
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
i read up on honest hearts, looks sad D: also how is dead money hard other than zombies that don't die without dog/god or dismemberment
also i want the new one, Ulysses has gotta die for getting me shot >_>
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 20/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Quick Fix(65%): 25% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
