It was dark. And cold. Cold like the void of space, or the stare I'm giving The Author.
I'm using my failed Creative Writing assignment. So what?
This is your return to AG after three weeks. People are expecting something good!
Well, the nickname for this could be Half *** Humanity. So sue me.
I think I will!
You can't. We're ethereal concept of forum games. Ethereal concepts can't sue.
Well, I can...walk out!
Just try it. You don't have legs.
Hmph. Good DAY, sir!
Huh. So he really can leave. Well, now I need a Narrator. I'll have to make do until one shows up...
In this game, you must survive on this island, explore the everywhere, uncover what happened to mankind and try to remember...just how the hell did I get here?
Character Sheet: Name/Gender-Obvious. You're free to put Other. Race: What part of this lovely rainbow of races are you? Details below Bio: Describe yourself. The more details, the better I can write the character how you want. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100(20x Body) MP: 50/50(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/200(40x Athlete) Strength:5--\\ Agility:5--- Redistrutable Mind:5-------/ Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Races(There's a lot of them...)
Cheezburgian: Cat people! Everyone loves cat people. Has a fondness for meat and heightened senses. Also, sharp utili-claws.
Youtubian: Cyborgs, of the Hollywood kind. Their diet is primarily fruit and they can sense metals. Godd tool-makers.
Chanian: Where's the love for the hulking ape-man? Eats veggies and gets extra strength and HP, equivalent to 2 extra points.
Trollix: Dragons! Except not as big and strong. Eats primarily grain and is attacked less by animals. Add in affinity breath, too!
Troper- Wise sages of the universe that contemplate stars, riddles and navels. Eats dairy food and has a near encyclopedic knowledge. Uses magic better, equivalent to 2 extra points of Mind.
Behemel- Religious Space Nazi Bears. Concept by Bluydee. Mostly eats Meats and Veggies. Easy for them to get team members and can sense affinities.
Syphronitzan- Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. I'm serious, this series has Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. Can sense danger and has a poisonous stinger. Concept by seVain5
Hyrin-Pern: Wolf people with a hyphenated name! More agile and better fighters, equivalent to 2 points of Agility. Immune to being drunk. Eats meat and grain. Concept by GhostSauce.
Collective: A race of less effective Cthulus. Eats grain and dairy. Proficient marksmen and great shelter builders.
Watermaids- Mermaids. No, not like Ariel from Little Mermaid, more like a siren. Swims well and can hold their breath for a long time. Consumes dairy and meat.
Balchean-Giant tough frogs with a Spartan culture. Can carry a lot and eats fruits and dairy. Immune to HP drain.
Important:
-HP is recovered with Primary/Secondary foods and medical plants like Aloe. -MP is restored with Primary/Secoindary food and energy plants like Coffee. -Stamina is restored with food. .Primary(One listed as what the species eats): 50/unit .Secondary(two under what you eat): 25/unit .Tertiary(unlisted): 10/unit -Sleeping restores all
-If you run out of Stamina, actions that use it cost HP -If you run out of MP, using magic costs stamina -If you run out of HP, you will faint or die depending on the reason.
Now, finally, an example sheet:
Name/Gender: John Jackson/Male Race: Cheezburgian Affinity-Unknown Bio- A cat who will never go down without a fight and is always ready for danger. He usually wears bluejeans, a T-shirt, working boots and leather gloves. Works as a whiskey brewer and often sails. Of the Norwegian Forest Cat breed. 6'3", Hazel eyes, blonde hair, built like a linebacker. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Strength: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Armor: Torn Clothes Tool: None ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Some example breeds for a few races:
Cheezburgian: Calico(White/Brown/Black, All Female), Manx(Brown, No Tail), Tabby(Various colors, Fat)
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
the old ones are fun :P in fallout 2 you can star in a new reno porno and that is considered an achievement (you gain reputation in new reno but an NPC quest giver won't talk to you) it's called top bun :P pretty **** funny
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
...I can make some excuse of "I wanted to make a reference" or "I wanted to satisfy your humor", but that was straight up derpin.
"Goooood.... Can we...bother you to activate the power in this building first? I cannot find my precious plush kitties..."
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 120/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 240/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts) Food: 28 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Yup. Turns out you have a bottomless belly for foods you can't digest. you saved a few grains, though.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 10/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Quick Fix(45%): 35% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
Oh yeah, you have that power. You use 10 Mana to make a table out of the whatever.
John: Alright, I found the tools. Whadda ya want to make the boost be?
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 10/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Quick Fix(45%): 35% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 120/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 240/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts) Food: 28 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
I walk out and have a sudden desire to go back to my old quarry.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 10/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Quick Fix(45%): 35% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
"Thank you hammer space. as for the boost... i don't know."
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
"HEAD DOWN TO THE BASEMENT AND YOU'LL FIND IT. YOU MAY WANT TO ASK 8 FOR THE JET."
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 120/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 240/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(70%) Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(90%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts) Food: 28 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
You now wonder whether you should continue into this land of Texas or go back to the quarry.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 10/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Quick Fix(45%): 35% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 220/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
John: I'll go with Invulnerability then. It's a favorite.
After about an hour or work, John has a Medigun ready!
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 195/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%) Food: 29 Units(Junk) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Bridget HP: 120/120 MP: 60/60 Stamina: 320/320 Body: 6 Athlete: 8 Mind: 6 Armor: Bridget's Trenchcoat Weapon: Bow & Arrows(90%): 50 Silver Arrows -------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: Ruined Hut
We step out and go for one of the other two rooms.
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
You hear some screeching over the radio.
"Yeah, that was him. He's up here with us."
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 195/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%) Food: 29 Units(Junk) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Bridget HP: 120/120 MP: 60/60 Stamina: 320/320 Body: 6 Athlete: 8 Mind: 6 Armor: Bridget's Trenchcoat Weapon: Bow & Arrows(90%): 50 Silver Arrows -------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: Ruined Hut
You move to leave, but Bridget keeps staring at the babes in the bathtub. You nudge her back to reality.
Bridget: What? I was not ogling the *****es! I was...planning...
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None'
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 10/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Quick Fix(45%): 35% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 220/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None'
"GOOD. GET YOURSELF AND YOUR DISGUSTING FOOT-WANGS OUT IF HERE."
You look around, finding a broken elevator door and a staircase leading down. Above the staircase is a sign that says "Floor 3".
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 10/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Quick Fix(45%): 35% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 220/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
John: Sure, here.
You now have your Medigun back! It looks so shiny...much more refined than the Quick Fix.
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 80/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None'
