It was dark. And cold. Cold like the void of space, or the stare I'm giving The Author.
I'm using my failed Creative Writing assignment. So what?
This is your return to AG after three weeks. People are expecting something good!
Well, the nickname for this could be Half *** Humanity. So sue me.
I think I will!
You can't. We're ethereal concept of forum games. Ethereal concepts can't sue.
Well, I can...walk out!
Just try it. You don't have legs.
Hmph. Good DAY, sir!
Huh. So he really can leave. Well, now I need a Narrator. I'll have to make do until one shows up...
In this game, you must survive on this island, explore the everywhere, uncover what happened to mankind and try to remember...just how the hell did I get here?
Character Sheet: Name/Gender-Obvious. You're free to put Other. Race: What part of this lovely rainbow of races are you? Details below Bio: Describe yourself. The more details, the better I can write the character how you want. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100(20x Body) MP: 50/50(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/200(40x Athlete) Strength:5--\\ Agility:5--- Redistrutable Mind:5-------/ Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Races(There's a lot of them...)
Cheezburgian: Cat people! Everyone loves cat people. Has a fondness for meat and heightened senses. Also, sharp utili-claws.
Youtubian: Cyborgs, of the Hollywood kind. Their diet is primarily fruit and they can sense metals. Godd tool-makers.
Chanian: Where's the love for the hulking ape-man? Eats veggies and gets extra strength and HP, equivalent to 2 extra points.
Trollix: Dragons! Except not as big and strong. Eats primarily grain and is attacked less by animals. Add in affinity breath, too!
Troper- Wise sages of the universe that contemplate stars, riddles and navels. Eats dairy food and has a near encyclopedic knowledge. Uses magic better, equivalent to 2 extra points of Mind.
Behemel- Religious Space Nazi Bears. Concept by Bluydee. Mostly eats Meats and Veggies. Easy for them to get team members and can sense affinities.
Syphronitzan- Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. I'm serious, this series has Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. Can sense danger and has a poisonous stinger. Concept by seVain5
Hyrin-Pern: Wolf people with a hyphenated name! More agile and better fighters, equivalent to 2 points of Agility. Immune to being drunk. Eats meat and grain. Concept by GhostSauce.
Collective: A race of less effective Cthulus. Eats grain and dairy. Proficient marksmen and great shelter builders.
Watermaids- Mermaids. No, not like Ariel from Little Mermaid, more like a siren. Swims well and can hold their breath for a long time. Consumes dairy and meat.
Balchean-Giant tough frogs with a Spartan culture. Can carry a lot and eats fruits and dairy. Immune to HP drain.
Important:
-HP is recovered with Primary/Secondary foods and medical plants like Aloe. -MP is restored with Primary/Secoindary food and energy plants like Coffee. -Stamina is restored with food. .Primary(One listed as what the species eats): 50/unit .Secondary(two under what you eat): 25/unit .Tertiary(unlisted): 10/unit -Sleeping restores all
-If you run out of Stamina, actions that use it cost HP -If you run out of MP, using magic costs stamina -If you run out of HP, you will faint or die depending on the reason.
Now, finally, an example sheet:
Name/Gender: John Jackson/Male Race: Cheezburgian Affinity-Unknown Bio- A cat who will never go down without a fight and is always ready for danger. He usually wears bluejeans, a T-shirt, working boots and leather gloves. Works as a whiskey brewer and often sails. Of the Norwegian Forest Cat breed. 6'3", Hazel eyes, blonde hair, built like a linebacker. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Strength: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Armor: Torn Clothes Tool: None ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Some example breeds for a few races:
Cheezburgian: Calico(White/Brown/Black, All Female), Manx(Brown, No Tail), Tabby(Various colors, Fat)
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
ok, lets keep the rainboom flavored cupcakes, rainbow limbcutter, dashelle and rainbow collored clothes, then look for the exit.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
You look around, but don't find an exit anywhere. You do, however, find a computer.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
You look around, but don't find an exit anywhere. You do, however, find a computer.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Biker Gear(100%)*, Camper Van Helsing*, Swashbuckler's Swag(X), Hibernating Bear(X) Tools: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%)*, Alpha's Shotgun(100%)*: 35 12 Gauge rounds, Alpha's Pistol(100%)*: 60 .45 rounds, Bejeweled Knife(100%)*(Black Blood Poison), Pipboy 3000*, Egg(X), Golgari Magic Deck* Food: 29 Units(Junk)
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
Name: Grish'naak Gender: Male Race: Behemel Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye. Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protech himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun. Affinity: Light --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 95/100 (20x Body) MP: 50/50 (10x Mind) Stamina: 195/200 (40x Athlete) Body: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%) Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 10 Shells ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge
'Well who in Yao's name are you? Does not the fact that I've come here in no normal fashion not raise any questions about this room's more sinister questions?'
'Anything? Anything at all, regardless of whether its in my possession or not?'
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
"Name's Talow. as to why we don't care, we didn't exactly come here in a normal fashion our selves. now shut up so i can see what the hell is going on with this computer... oh, and i just realized" i go over to the MLP locker and grab a few jars of liquid rainbow to put into hammerspace. "for when i need to refuel this medigun" i head back to the computer.
Name: Grish'naak Gender: Male Race: Behemel Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye. Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protech himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun. Affinity: Light --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 95/100 (20x Body) MP: 50/50 (10x Mind) Stamina: 195/200 (40x Athlete) Body: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%) Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 10 Shells ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge
You hear a booming voice from elsewhere...
THERE IS NOTHING SINISTER ABOUT, ONLY A VAST ARRAY OF WEAPONS FROM ANY POINT OF OUR DIMESION. FEEL FREE TO TAKE WHAT YOU WANT AND DO WHAT YOU WILL WITH IT, I MUST REPAIR THE DAMAGE DONE FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
ERROR: Command cannot compute
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Biker Gear(100%)*, Camper Van Helsing*, Swashbuckler's Swag(X), Hibernating Bear(X) Tools: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%)*, Alpha's Shotgun(100%)*: 35 12 Gauge rounds, Alpha's Pistol(100%)*: 60 .45 rounds, Bejeweled Knife(100%)*(Black Blood Poison), Pipboy 3000*, Egg(X), Golgari Magic Deck* Food: 29 Units(Junk)
The Behemel seems confused. Makes sense, because of how he got here.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Biker Gear(100%)*, Camper Van Helsing*, Swashbuckler's Swag(X), Hibernating Bear(X) Tools: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%)*, Alpha's Shotgun(100%)*: 35 12 Gauge rounds, Alpha's Pistol(100%)*: 60 .45 rounds, Bejeweled Knife(100%)*(Black Blood Poison), Pipboy 3000*, Egg(X), Golgari Magic Deck* Food: 29 Units(Junk)
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
The console commands.
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Biker Gear(100%)*, Camper Van Helsing*, Swashbuckler's Swag(X), Hibernating Bear(X) Tools: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%)*, Alpha's Shotgun(100%)*: 35 12 Gauge rounds, Alpha's Pistol(100%)*: 60 .45 rounds, Bejeweled Knife(100%)*(Black Blood Poison), Pipboy 3000*, Egg(X), Golgari Magic Deck* Food: 29 Units(Junk)
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
"**** it stupid computer, at this rate i'll have better luck trying to break the forth wall, jump behind it, then breaking it again and jumping back infront" i start typing random things.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
You start apparently adjusting values relating to reality. For example, Shriana and that bear are moving at double the speed.
