It was dark. And cold. Cold like the void of space, or the stare I'm giving The Author.
I'm using my failed Creative Writing assignment. So what?
This is your return to AG after three weeks. People are expecting something good!
Well, the nickname for this could be Half *** Humanity. So sue me.
I think I will!
You can't. We're ethereal concept of forum games. Ethereal concepts can't sue.
Well, I can...walk out!
Just try it. You don't have legs.
Hmph. Good DAY, sir!
Huh. So he really can leave. Well, now I need a Narrator. I'll have to make do until one shows up...
In this game, you must survive on this island, explore the everywhere, uncover what happened to mankind and try to remember...just how the hell did I get here?
Character Sheet: Name/Gender-Obvious. You're free to put Other. Race: What part of this lovely rainbow of races are you? Details below Bio: Describe yourself. The more details, the better I can write the character how you want. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100(20x Body) MP: 50/50(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/200(40x Athlete) Strength:5--\\ Agility:5--- Redistrutable Mind:5-------/ Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Races(There's a lot of them...)
Cheezburgian: Cat people! Everyone loves cat people. Has a fondness for meat and heightened senses. Also, sharp utili-claws.
Youtubian: Cyborgs, of the Hollywood kind. Their diet is primarily fruit and they can sense metals. Godd tool-makers.
Chanian: Where's the love for the hulking ape-man? Eats veggies and gets extra strength and HP, equivalent to 2 extra points.
Trollix: Dragons! Except not as big and strong. Eats primarily grain and is attacked less by animals. Add in affinity breath, too!
Troper- Wise sages of the universe that contemplate stars, riddles and navels. Eats dairy food and has a near encyclopedic knowledge. Uses magic better, equivalent to 2 extra points of Mind.
Behemel- Religious Space Nazi Bears. Concept by Bluydee. Mostly eats Meats and Veggies. Easy for them to get team members and can sense affinities.
Syphronitzan- Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. I'm serious, this series has Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. Can sense danger and has a poisonous stinger. Concept by seVain5
Hyrin-Pern: Wolf people with a hyphenated name! More agile and better fighters, equivalent to 2 points of Agility. Immune to being drunk. Eats meat and grain. Concept by GhostSauce.
Collective: A race of less effective Cthulus. Eats grain and dairy. Proficient marksmen and great shelter builders.
Watermaids- Mermaids. No, not like Ariel from Little Mermaid, more like a siren. Swims well and can hold their breath for a long time. Consumes dairy and meat.
Balchean-Giant tough frogs with a Spartan culture. Can carry a lot and eats fruits and dairy. Immune to HP drain.
Important:
-HP is recovered with Primary/Secondary foods and medical plants like Aloe. -MP is restored with Primary/Secoindary food and energy plants like Coffee. -Stamina is restored with food. .Primary(One listed as what the species eats): 50/unit .Secondary(two under what you eat): 25/unit .Tertiary(unlisted): 10/unit -Sleeping restores all
-If you run out of Stamina, actions that use it cost HP -If you run out of MP, using magic costs stamina -If you run out of HP, you will faint or die depending on the reason.
Now, finally, an example sheet:
Name/Gender: John Jackson/Male Race: Cheezburgian Affinity-Unknown Bio- A cat who will never go down without a fight and is always ready for danger. He usually wears bluejeans, a T-shirt, working boots and leather gloves. Works as a whiskey brewer and often sails. Of the Norwegian Forest Cat breed. 6'3", Hazel eyes, blonde hair, built like a linebacker. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Strength: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Armor: Torn Clothes Tool: None ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Some example breeds for a few races:
Cheezburgian: Calico(White/Brown/Black, All Female), Manx(Brown, No Tail), Tabby(Various colors, Fat)
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Biker Gear(100%)*, Camper Van Helsing*, Swashbuckler's Swag(X), Hibernating Bear(X) Tools: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%)*, Alpha's Shotgun(100%)*: 35 12 Gauge rounds, Alpha's Pistol(100%)*: 60 .45 rounds, Bejeweled Knife(100%)*(Black Blood Poison), Pipboy 3000*, Egg(X), Golgari Magic Deck* Food: 29 Units(Junk)
"Can I help you?" I ask after coming up beside the Behemel.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Biker Gear(100%)*, Camper Van Helsing*, Swashbuckler's Swag(X), Hibernating Bear(X) Tools: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%)*, Alpha's Shotgun(100%)*: 35 12 Gauge rounds, Alpha's Pistol(100%)*: 60 .45 rounds, Bejeweled Knife(100%)*(Black Blood Poison), Pipboy 3000*, Egg(X), Golgari Magic Deck* Food: 29 Units(Junk)
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
"did earlier, remember. but whatever. name's Talow Rosine, and wolfy there is Shirana."
Name: Grish'naak Gender: Male Race: Behemel Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye. Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protech himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun. Affinity: Light --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 95/100 (20x Body) MP: 50/50 (10x Mind) Stamina: 195/200 (40x Athlete) Body: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%) Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 10 Shells ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge
BUT ITS SHINY!!!
"Can I help you?" I ask after coming up beside the Behemel.
No. Now go away infidel; I do not consort with such pagans as do not follow Yao.
"did earlier, remember. but whatever. name's Talow Rosine, and wolfy there is Shirana."
I could care less; You do not follow Yao.
As for the magic card machine, I ask for three things: Death, Victory, and... Shiny Bulbasaur.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
You tell him this, but he suddenly and immediately vanishes!
FOOL. I MUST HAVE A...CHAT WITH YAO. HE IS PUTTING REDICULOUS IDEAS ON HIS SUBJECT'S HEADS AGAIN. NOW, YOU WERE WANTING TO LEAVE?
Name: Grish'naak Gender: Male Race: Behemel Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye. Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protech himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun. Affinity: Light --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 95/100 (20x Body) MP: 50/50 (10x Mind) Stamina: 195/200 (40x Athlete) Body: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%) Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 10 Shells ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge
Upon uttering the words "I do not consort with Pagans who do not follow Yao", you are suddenly in the middle of a desert of black sand without any clothes on. In retrospect, you might have pissed off the godly figure that you were sharing the room with.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
"so, which godly figure is in this room. and yes, i want to leave."
Name: Grish'naak Gender: Male Race: Behemel Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye. Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protech himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun. Affinity: Light --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 95/100 (20x Body) MP: 50/50 (10x Mind) Stamina: 195/200 (40x Athlete) Body: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%) Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 10 Shells ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge
I calm myself with these thoughts:
Its ok; Yao is the only god of any real importantance in Memetia, so nothing bad should happen. Right?
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
He hasn't really shown up yet, but it's either Author's Aspect, or Discord/Sketch Cat on a good day. Probably AA.
I CAN LET YOU LEAVE IF YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME. I CAN'T SUMMON FROM THE COMPLETE THE OBJECTIVE LOCKER.
Name: Grish'naak Gender: Male Race: Behemel Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye. Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protech himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun. Affinity: Light --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 95/100 (20x Body) MP: 50/50 (10x Mind) Stamina: 195/200 (40x Athlete) Body: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%) Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 10 Shells ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge
You hear a booming voice from above.
YAO THE ONLY GOD OF IMPORTANCE? HARDLY. EVERY GOD IS AS IMPORTANT OF THEIR ELEMENT OR RACE.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
"that's probably because some random idiot there broke reality... again."
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU CAN FIX IT? YOU HAVE CHAOS POWERS AND DISCORD IS HARD TO MAKE DO ANYTHING.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
"one problem. i don't have chaos control yet, so i can't warp reality."
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
Name: Grish'naak Gender: Male Race: Behemel Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye. Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protect himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun. Affinity: Light --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 95/100 (20x Body) MP: 50/50 (10x Mind) Stamina: 195/200 (40x Athlete) Body: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%) Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 10 Shells ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge
If every god is important to their own race, than would it not be so that Yao is the only god of importance to me? Seeing as I only worship Yao, and I am a Behemel, than Yao is the only one of any importance. As the logic goes:
Yao is important to Behemels I am a Behemel. Therefore, Yao is important to me.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 140/140(20x Body) MP: 50/90?(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6(+3) Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
right... "umm thanks... where's the location in relation to this one."
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Biker Gear(100%)*, Camper Van Helsing*, Swashbuckler's Swag(X), Hibernating Bear(X) Tools: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%)*, Alpha's Shotgun(100%)*: 35 12 Gauge rounds, Alpha's Pistol(100%)*: 60 .45 rounds, Bejeweled Knife(100%)*(Black Blood Poison), Pipboy 3000*, Egg(X), Golgari Magic Deck* Food: 29 Units(Junk)
Religion shouldn't stop you from making friends. I think as I shake my head and ignore Grish'naak.
