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TheNameWithNoNumbers
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Nomad

You wake up. Morning breath is still fresh. You don't want to brush your teeth. You don't want to get completely dressed. And you don't want to do anything but eat a bowl of cereal.
You get up and pour yourself a bowl of Cereal. Or so you think. It's out.
Well, you probably shouldn't have had that party last night where you served Cheerios, Honey Bunches of Oats, and every other cereal you had for food. At least it wasn't spiked! Anyways, you're out. So you go to the store to buy one.
...but a zombie bumps into you. Uh oh. Looks like you're going to have to fight this one out.
Objective- To find a box of cereal, somewhere.


Fight the Zombie!
Zombie Health- 150/150
Strengths- Resistant to damage.
Weaknesses- Slow and only attack is bite.
Other Stuff- Note: Knives won't do, buddy. You're in your living room, and he's blocking off the exit and the kitchen! Find something interesting to smack him upside the head with.

For those of you who don't know how this runs down-

Randomuser44424324232232131231312: I attack the zombie with UBER PUNCH.

Then I go-

Sorry he bit you now you dead son. (That is not an attempt to troll anyone... or is it?)

Anyways, so yeah. Say the action, I say the outcome.

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inferedmonkey
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Peasant

I look for something to smash his head in with. I see a lamp next to me grab it and throw it at him.

016Bramble
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016Bramble
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Nomad

I pick up an ottoman and chuck it at the zombie.

TheNameWithNoNumbers
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TheNameWithNoNumbers
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Nomad

Fight the Zombie!
Zombie Health- 150/130
Strengths- Resistant to damage.
Weaknesses- Slow and only attack is bite.
Other Stuff- Note: Knives won't do, buddy. You're in your living room, and he's blocking off the exit and the kitchen! Find something interesting to smack him upside the head with.

Monkey: Lamp pieces and blunt force trauma = little damage to the zombie. -5 HP
Bramble: Yikes. He stepped back, but he's still strong... -15 HP

That zombie's looking for some meat...

loco5
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run to the fridge and grab any food and throw it at him, then find what is holding up the curtains and if the house has any style they should be sharp and so i stab him with it and pin him to the wall

TheNameWithNoNumbers
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TheNameWithNoNumbers
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Nomad

Fight the Zombie!
Zombie Health- 150/130
Strengths- Resistant to damage.
Weaknesses- Slow and only attack is bite.
Other Stuff- Note: Knives won't do, buddy. You're in your living room, and he's blocking off the exit and the kitchen! Find something interesting to smack him upside the head with.
Loco: Bitten, 5 turns left before ZOMBIEFICATION (Not a word)

Knives won't do, buddy. You're in your living room, and he's blocking off the exit and the kitchen! Find something interesting to smack him upside the head with.


You're in your living room, and he's blocking off the exit and the kitchen!


Loco: Yeah... uh... you got bitten. Uh oh.
loco5
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Loco: Yeah... uh... you got bitten. Uh oh.


that's great, uhm then i'd not want to go in the kitchen, i can still stab it there are curtains in a living room
inferedmonkey
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Peasant

(your health counter is backwards) I see my TV and with the strength of adrenaline I pick it up and prepare to smash it on his head.

TheNameWithNoNumbers
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TheNameWithNoNumbers
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Nomad

Fight the Zombie!
Zombie Health- 95/150
Strengths- Resistant to damage.
Weaknesses- Slow and only attack is bite.
Other Stuff- Note: Knives won't do, buddy. You're in your living room, and he's blocking off the exit and the kitchen! Find something interesting to smack him upside the head with.
Loco: Bitten, 4 turns left before ZOMBIEFICATION (Not a word)

Loco: Too lazy to redo... but you do give him a nasty stab! -20 HP

Monkey: Thanks and uh... You dropped it on the zombie's head, causing some good damage. -15 HP

The zombie's looking for some meat... again.
If loco is zombie, then I shall respawn him, but you have to fight his body all over again. Well, if you don't kill this thing before he turns.

loco5
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Loco: Too lazy to redo... but you do give him a nasty stab! -20 HP


you literally just have to remove my bitten status
inferedmonkey
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Peasant

With adrenaline still pumping I run at the slow zombie and grab its mouth holding it closed as I try to snap his neck.

loco5
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With adrenaline still pumping I run at the slow zombie and grab its mouth holding it closed as I try to snap his neck.


if it's been more than 5 minutes you should be dead if you have adrenaline going
inferedmonkey
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It hasn't been 5 minutes in the game has it? And also there are zombies dude I dont think were trying to be very realistic here, but i dont care Ill let the guy who's running this game decide.

TheNameWithNoNumbers
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TheNameWithNoNumbers
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Nomad

Fight the Zombie! (And soldier, if you got bitten.)
Zombie Health- 95/150
Strengths- Resistant to damage.
Weaknesses- Slow and only attack is bite.
Other Stuff- Note: Knives won't do, buddy. You're in your living room, and he's blocking off the exit and the kitchen! Find something interesting to smack him upside the head with.
Loco: Bitten, 3 turns left before ZOMBIEFICATION (Not a word)
Monkey: Bitten also. 5 turns left.

Soldier: 250/250
Strengths: All around goodness.
Weaknesses: Not strong in one area.
Equipment: Vest, M16A2, .45 Colt, Combat Knife, Cure (2), Riot Helmet, and Fatigues.

Loco: It's a game. Seriously, don't request to have a handicap removed. And adrenaline can last. But...

Monkey: Buddy, never go near a hungry zombie. You just got bitten fool.

A soldier appears!

loco5
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It hasn't been 5 minutes in the game has it? And also there are zombies dude I dont think were trying to be very realistic here, but i dont care Ill let the guy who's running this game decide.


zombies aren't a mythical creature, it is actually possible zombifacation can happen and does in the animal world because of a parasite

so yeh i doubt it
loco5
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It's a game. Seriously, don't request to have a handicap removed.


you said that you were to lazy for a redo you WERE gonna do it!
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