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send my sister to attack with her magical powers of pasta.

KIRBY

8,765/10,000
Resistances:Anything to do with stars or cartoons
Allies555/1,000 , Meta Knight:760/1,000 , 800 M1A1 Abrams , 750 Nuclear Submarines , Gunthex 2,765/3,000, masterofexitpath 2,765/3,000 , 10 Turrets , 5 Rocket Launcher Turrets , 5 Minigun Turrets , Spectre AC 130 , sonicheroes95 3,000/3,000 , 25 Ninjas
Specials:Morph-Can't use the same kind of attack twice., AK-47, Gradius Forcefield-Extra Protection

@GeminiDelta This doesn't hurt him.

@Somewhat49 He's an ally now so they beat you up.

@ichigo773 You shoot them a couple times and then get beat down. 2>1 -70 HP

@sonicheroes95 You're now an ally! And he's already getting beaten up by 1 million of you.

@aloevera They can handle themselves well and have turrets to help kill them but they get shanked a bit. -75 HP

@masterofexitpath You can't directly hurt the people attacking but you can defend him.

@Darkfire45 They corner Link but he uses his attack where he spins around real fast with his sword. But they have some arrows. -100 HP

@Gunthex He loves the gift.

@masterofexitpath He is now protected... even more.

@Somewhat49 Ummmmm you can't do that as it stretches into real life...

@ericthai1 They get set on easy difficulty... AHAHAHAHA!!! -30 HP

@aloevera Boosh -75 HP

@redninja25 They just slap you and tell you to leave.

@StormWalker He loves pasta! But it has arsenic in it... -50 HP

I send in the air strikes for link and meta knight! NO ONE ELSE ATTACK THEM they are mine and mine alone if the missiles fail i go with swords guns and ganondorf and i mean ALL the ganondorfs

hmm... missles... what to do. *throws 10 chaos spears to see how many missles i can hit in mid-flight*

I had the missiles specially made to withstand chaos attacks hahaha

I ride a plane and go over the enemy and drop a giant net onto them. Next I go and crash the plane onto Kirby and allies but just before it crashes, I eject out of the plane. Finally, I get out a few grenades and toss them towards the enemy.

I give kirby a piece of healing cake.

Rocket launcher, FIRE!!!
*Fires a poisonous rocket at the healing cake*

I grab the rocket with godlike strength and fling it back at you.

then i place defense missile launcher sentries in a circle around Kirby.(those fire missiles to block any incoming projectile)

Correction- Those missiles Fire to block any incoming projectiles.

really? blowing up my computer? you can't break the forth wall. by the way, chaos control. *time suddenly freezes for everyone but me* hmm... *simply walks up to somewhat49, takes out a sword, and slashes him 200 times before unfreezing time and walking away* next time. don't act like an idiot....

It was a poisonous rocket so you are now poisoned. Also...
*EPIC DODGE*
And send some poisonous shurikens at masterofexitpath and his cake.

i go up to kirby with lit dynamite with me and let him suck me in.

But the defense sentries blow all the poisonous stuff up before it is even close to me/Kirby.

I give kirby a really big sword made out of lazers.

I give Kirby and his allies dynamite, that explodes in their bellies that signals my alien friends to drop a safe, a piano, a flower pot and meat. The meat will attract a group of wild t-rexes I got when I went back to time, the dinosaurs will beat the hell outta them and I will command the beasts to let go and I will throw water baloons at kirby and co