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D: *Cancels out the insanity with sanity.*

2+2=4! 2+3=5! *Blabbers on and on through the addition table, hoping to stabalize reality with cold math logic.*

Don't move the Meme Core away! we need it! Just...hold it down with some rope or something?

Don't worry tom, i'm just taking the excess energy. Nothing we don't need. Now...what other things we got that belong in different universes?

*Points at Battle Log book* If we wanna get back the units whose stacks were nuked, I got a list of them right here. *CTRL-C, CTRL-V into list.*

(I be gone. For 4 days. This happens.)
I wake up. I feel... strangely Latin American. "Come on, Ese, we got to get this Meme Core stabilized Holmes! Freaking Panochitas..." I start first trying to find instructions on how the Meme Core was built, and how I can fix it. "Looks like going insane won't help Eses..."

Gerald stiffens. Oh god, it can't be...the presence...*Snap* Sprinting over to Latin American TNWNN, gerald smacks him with his staff repeatedly. "Y U STILL INSANE BRO. Y U STILL JELLY? U QQ MOAR FGT?" Gerald has appearntly gone troll in the presence of such insanity.

whoops had my insanity turned up a bit high there... now i feel like trolling a bit. mw3: soap gets shot, price hangs makarov through the glass roof of a hotel, yuri gets shot by makarov, lets see now... what other spoilers are there? hmmmmm... think thats it... oh well... 1+1=window

Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 50% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $72,100 ($10,000 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $5000

Defense force:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
16 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
Support Force:
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)
Lv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)

@sonicheroes95: Getting that thing out of here makes reality about 10% more stable!

@rick073: Perfect logic puzzles result in 5% more stability. Also, thanks for getting rid of my excuse to play MW3. Now I don't need to play it, and I never wanted to anyways!

@tom0000009: I think your pure insane statement just de-stabelize reality by 6%.

@CommanderDude7: How does that work?

@GeminiDelta: We kinda need to re-pay for them first. Unless we wanna time travel... Also, the maths work for about 5%.

@TheNameWithNoNumbers: Ah crap, he's become one of the Vato Bros! You fail to find something like a manual.

I build a machine that fixes up reality.

hmm... i guess i could experiment and see if i can use arcana to fix up some of the tears in reality.

your welcome ^_^

*thinks of more spoilers for various games* hmmm... what game first... hmmmmmmm... mgs4 or homefront?

Well I strip all the metal components off the suit then give them and the axe to the Wyvern Artisan who then hits it three times creating my new switch axe.

Mmkay. X squared creates a parabola graph, the absolute value of X creates a V-shaped graph...*Blabbers with moar Algebra and geometry* Do not make me do calculus D:<

Splurge the money on rebuying the stacks that were destroyed please. :3

"Well, holmes, math is seeming to work!" I scratch my head and start practicing multiplication tables.

Uh...

2+2+fish

-0/0=over 9000

Pie+Apples=Waffles

1+1=11

(continues to do messed up math)

Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 40% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $72,100 ($10,000 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $5000

Defense force:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
16 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
Support Force:
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)
Lv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)

@Darkfire45: Another 2% fixing per turn!

@sonicheroes95: Well, the voidness of space seems to fix reality by 3%.

@rick073: Go for Homefront!

@CommanderDude7: Well, how is the axe supposed to fix reality? It has to make SOME kinda sense.

@GeminiDelta: We kinda have to re-establish them one at a time. That or make new unit stacks.

As for the maths, it heals reality 5%.

@ElHombreConNoNumeros: You don't even know what those are.

@tom0000009: You do math so messed up reality gets warped 5%.

Uh oops... Maybe I should go away and let you guys do all the fixing. (opens up a dimensional portal and enters the paradise dimension)