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Kylelolcat
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Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 100% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45
Dead: rick073
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED

Defense force:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
0/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
0/20 Spiders (Demonic)
0/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
0/30 Jedi (Knights)
0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)

Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.

SO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

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GeminiDelta
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D: Oh come on! Why?! </3
Rebuy the rifleman stack. Guess we have to do this one stack at a time, eh? *Forever alone*

tom0000009
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But I didn't destroy it, GeminiDelta did D:
Funny how every attempt to help save reality has gone wrong... Oh well, I use my dimensional traveling device to bring me into the dimension of smarty pants where smart pants rule and ask them if they can help us. I mean what can go wrong? Right?

sonicheroes95
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aarrgg. i am so out of my normal element it isn't funny. i'm gonna just see if i can do something with cartoon logic... take out a needle and some thread and literally stitch the holes up.

TheNameWithNoNumbers
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I start transforming... into... A FAT, STEREOTYPICAL AMERICAN! (Who was shot in the head, mind you.)
I gasp. "Man... we... gotta... fix..." I take a few deep breaths, then continue. "This... Reality..." I stumble over into a deep sleep, but my fatness is so... heavy that it starts to bring in reality.

sonicheroes95
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... also, get engie out of the APC temperally to have him build a machine to fix up reality.

GeminiDelta
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Gerald puts on his Surgeon's mask and gives TNWNN liposuction. Now, I demand kyle apologize to me. I only destroyed the axe because someone told me too!"

(Sonic, already tried that. Only healed 3%)

tom0000009
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I didn't direct it to you though!

GeminiDelta
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Tom, QQ moar? /QQ~

tom0000009
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Are you asking me to betray you?

GeminiDelta
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No! Don't you know what QQ means? It means crying...i'm pissed off because i'm getting blamed when I was just following orders ;~; Hmm. Maybe I should turn traitor next.

tom0000009
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Following orders? Aren't you higher ranking then me?

GeminiDelta
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Am I? Well, definitely better in fighting, but we're all equal here rank-wise.

tom0000009
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Oh so we are all equal rank? Oh and how do you know you're a better fighter then me? Just because sonic brutally killed me multiple times with only one hit without and help doesn't mean I'm a bad fighter... or does it...

GeminiDelta
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It might. Wanna spar? Winner gets bragging rights!

tom0000009
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Sure I guess but... I don't have any weapons and you do, I think... Oh well, I know how to fix it (opens up dimensional portal and pulls out a a zweilander (not sure if I spelled that right)) This may not be as good as sc but it still suits my preferences. Don't worry, Ill put it back once Im done with it.

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